random beliefs

I thought that a mosque (a muslim church) was a place where mosquitoes live.

Anon (from religion : church)

I used to think that if you sprayed some perfume/body spray on you right after you sprayed a different one, the different scents would create an explosion and damage.

Anon (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that my Aunty could steal all my bones. She would tell me she had stolen them and I would scream until she gave them back.

Michelle Jones (from body parts : general)

because i always saw a lot of birds perched on telephone lines, i used to believe that they were built so that the birds could rest

Anon (from animals : birds)

I USED TO THINK ALL GOTHS WERE GHOSTS AND THEY WERE SAD BECOUSE THEY COULD'NT FIND THEY'RE WAY TO HEAVAN.

Anon (from make-believe : ghosts)

When I was little I used to think that if one of your nose hairs came out then there now was something in the world that you cant smell anymore.

Anon (from body functions : general)

I wanted to be a cashier when I grew up because I used to believe they got to keep all the money in the cash register.

Kim (from grown-ups : work)

I used to think it was the United STEAKS of America and that cows must be really important in the U.S.

Jake (from the world : places)

I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.

Linda (from the law : police)

When I was a kid I thought that the newsreaders on satellite TV lived in the satellites.

Mat (from media : tv)