random beliefs

I used to believe that a little woman and her kids lived in your rectum.When you pooped she was making them go outside to play. Sometimes they wanted to go out and sometimes they didn't.

Anon (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

After thinking about it hard, my sister, aged about 6, asked, "Mummy, if people die standing up, can they use them again in shop windows?"

Alex (from death : people)

When I was younger, I used to think that moustaches were just very long nose hairs.

Mike (from body parts : hair)

I thought that serial killers had serial numbers like products did so the cops could identify them easier.

C (from the law : criminals)

when i was little, thinking about growing taller made me sad because that meant i would be farther away from my feet, who happened to be my very good friends at the time.

Jackie (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet

Sarah (from food : general)

I used to think that "going steady" meant you paired up with a girl and then the two of you would study for tests and do homework together.

toon (from school : classes)

I used to believe that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. That's why I wanted to be an airport. My best friend wanted to be a firetruck.

BP (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that if you played the saxophone, you were automatically evil and/or shady/suspicious

Anon (from music : songs)

At one time I believed that ZZ Top was an unusually large bustline.

Donna K. (from music : pop stars)