i used to believe

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I used to think that if I made the side mirror face the other mirror in our bathroom, I would be able to go into another world, like Alice through the Looking Glass.

Beanz (from at home : mirrors)
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When I was a little girl I thought that if you put salt on your food it cooled it off! lol What

Darlene (from food : salt)
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not only did i think a hypotenuse was an animal, but i also thought that a hyperbole (pronounced "hyper-bowl") was a cousin of a hypotenuse or something. they were all in the hippopotamus family.

molly pelavin (from animals : general)
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I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.

Teri (from body functions : farting)
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When I was a kid, I used to think that NASA couldnt send up a rocket into outer space unless it was night-time! I seem to remember believing that it had to be night so it looked like outer space.

Steve, somewhere in Australia (from science : technology)
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i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic.

lou (from at home : around the house)
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When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.

TARDIS (from grown-ups : family)
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LIke Johnboy, I used to belive that I was the last surviving human and that everyone else on the planet was an android put there by friendly aliens to keep me company.

An-D (from kids : i'm different)
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Regarding Daylight Saving Time, I thought big satellite dishes absorbed and stored sunlight all day and then were "turned on" at dusk for an hour.

Pat (from time : general)
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I used to think a con artist was someone who painted pictures in prison.

Brandon Campbell (from the law : criminals)
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