random beliefs
I used to think that if I made the side mirror face the other mirror in our bathroom, I would be able to go into another world, like Alice through the Looking Glass.
When I was a little girl I thought that if you put salt on your food it cooled it off! lol What
not only did i think a hypotenuse was an animal, but i also thought that a hyperbole (pronounced "hyper-bowl") was a cousin of a hypotenuse or something. they were all in the hippopotamus family.
I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.
When I was a kid, I used to think that NASA couldnt send up a rocket into outer space unless it was night-time! I seem to remember believing that it had to be night so it looked like outer space.
i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic.
When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.
LIke Johnboy, I used to belive that I was the last surviving human and that everyone else on the planet was an android put there by friendly aliens to keep me company.
Regarding Daylight Saving Time, I thought big satellite dishes absorbed and stored sunlight all day and then were "turned on" at dusk for an hour.
I used to think a con artist was someone who painted pictures in prison.
I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2024 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website. privacy policy