random beliefs

When I was 6 I believed that on nice summer days you can see the world spin if you just look hard enough :)

Anon (from nature : outer space)

I used to believe that until gravity was invented, people used to just float around!

Meg (from the past : history)

When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.

Debbie the Bad Swimmer (from animals : cats and dogs)

I wanted to grow up and become a marine biologist, which seemed to me the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.

Alex (from grown-ups : work)

My girlfriend used to think her "feelings" were in her ankle, or somewhere around there. So whenever someone hurt her feelings she'd rub her ankles.

Adam (from body parts : general)

A girl in my neighborhood used to believe (we were 8 or so) that if you called the police their job was to come over and kill whomever you asked them to.

Matthew Conely (from the law : police)

When I was little, my grandpa told me that he got a scar on his arm by an indian shooting him...and the arrow came out of his butt!

Jacob (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that every time I saw a stretched limo it was either 1. Madonna (or) 2. Michael Jackson. Apparently those were the only celebrities in my world.

Anon (from transport : cars)

I believed as a child that the highway was a big race. I always liked when my dad passed people, thinking we would be that much closer to being first!

Vicky (from transport : cars)

I used to believe that firemen drove around in their fire trucks and started fires. I wondered why.

Albert (from grown-ups : work)