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I used to have an imaginary friend named Mr. Nobody. He would protect me from my imaginary enemy, Bad Elmer.

Kdees (from make-believe : imaginary friends)
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I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...

Anon (from language : spelling)
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I used to believe that since humans peed a liquid that fish must have peed air and thats why there were bubbles in the water.

lizzy (from animals : general)
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I honestly thought that every time I used the vacuum cleaner, it was going to blow up and kill me. I loathed having to do that particular chore, and I'd always try to do it as quickly as possible so as to not get blown up by the exploding vacuum cleaner. I think I just hated the noise it made.

Cookie (from science : technology)
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My middle name is the same as my father's first name. I assumed that this applied to everyone. When my friend Alan told me he didn't have a middle name I told him it would be the same as his dad's first name. Alan therefore believed he had the middle name Michael for many years.

Kevin (from people : names)
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I used to think that locks had little men on trampolines. when it was unlocked they could bounce up and push a button that kept it unlocked but if you locked it the trampoline would lower and he couldn't reach the "unlock" button.

Anon (from kids : i'm different)
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When I was young, I couldn't figure out how my insides fit together. I finally decided that it was like the sky at night, very dark, and that my organs just floated around in there, like stars.

Janice (from body parts : general)
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When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.

Anon (from body functions : general)
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I used to believe that when teachers told the class, "see you next year!" right before winter break, that this meant that we had a whole year off from school. I was later shocked to find out how fast a year went by...

Leah (from school : classes)
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When I was very young, to get me to eat veal, my Mother told me it was chicken without the bone. Of course I believed Her until, at age 21 at my engagement party, I embarrassed myself by letting this gem loose upon a whole room of future relatives.

Steve (from food : general)
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