ten random beliefs
I used to believe a crocodile god lived in the toilet. He was only awake at night. I was always nervous going at night, worried that I was disturbing him and he was going to come out and eat me. I always got off the toilet as quickly as possible and shut the lid before I flushed. I didn't even want to be around the toilet with the lid open.
i used to believe that money came from a plant. that if you planteted a penny you would have a penny tree and you would have tons of money. i planted over 10 dollars worth of money at the house i lived in.
I didn't know what "cleavage" meant. I had never heard the word until seventh grade. I figured it out pretty quickly, but before that I thought "showing cleavage" meant wearing pants so low that your butt crack showed.
Since the current day is today and the next one tomorrow, I used to be sure that the day before today was toyesterday.
When I was little, I asked my dad how the holes got in Swiss cheese. He said that people hung up the slices in trees and shot them with bullets from a shotgun.
When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.
When I was little I used to think that if one of your nose hairs came out then there now was something in the world that you cant smell anymore.
I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Any properties with a sign outside proclaiming "To-Let" where available to the passing public who needed to use the toilet.
I used to believe that my mother didn't sleep and that she was a super hero!