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I used to believe a crocodile god lived in the toilet. He was only awake at night. I was always nervous going at night, worried that I was disturbing him and he was going to come out and eat me. I always got off the toilet as quickly as possible and shut the lid before I flushed. I didn't even want to be around the toilet with the lid open.

Rachel (from toilets : fear of)
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i used to believe that money came from a plant. that if you planteted a penny you would have a penny tree and you would have tons of money. i planted over 10 dollars worth of money at the house i lived in.

blake (from the world : money)
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I didn't know what "cleavage" meant. I had never heard the word until seventh grade. I figured it out pretty quickly, but before that I thought "showing cleavage" meant wearing pants so low that your butt crack showed.

NotRlyAretia (from body parts : general)
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Since the current day is today and the next one tomorrow, I used to be sure that the day before today was toyesterday.

Z (from time : general)
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When I was little, I asked my dad how the holes got in Swiss cheese. He said that people hung up the slices in trees and shot them with bullets from a shotgun.

Laura (from food : general)
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When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.

Linda (from science : technology)
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When I was little I used to think that if one of your nose hairs came out then there now was something in the world that you cant smell anymore.

Anon (from body functions : general)
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I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Aretia (from language : reading)
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Any properties with a sign outside proclaiming "To-Let" where available to the passing public who needed to use the toilet.

Bazza (from toilets : general)
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I used to believe that my mother didn't sleep and that she was a super hero!

AntoineBoom (from grown-ups : family)
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