random beliefs
When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'
I used to think the phrase "Cats have nine lives", meant the reincarnate nine times. So some things involving the phrase confused me.
I used to think that if you could somehow get your hand to take a picture with a camera while you were dreaming, the picture would be from your dream world when you developed it.
because i always saw a lot of birds perched on telephone lines, i used to believe that they were built so that the birds could rest
my best friend once told me that birds didnt get electrocuted when they sat on pylons because they hopped from foot to foot very quikly.
When I was little I thought grilled cheese sandwiches were called girled cheese sandwiches and told my little brother that he couldn't eat them. He could have boy'd cheese sandwiches.
When I was little my dad told me that grasshopper cookies were really made of grasshoppers so I would NEVER touch his cookies.
Here's a really funny one: I used to think that when you got up on a plane to go to the loo, the pilot would stop the plane in mid-air until you're out again.
When I was four, by best friend from preschool called me selfish. I was convinced that I was some weird species of fish.
I used to believe that if I changed my clock it changed time for everyone. So I figured that if I didn't want to get up at 7 AM, I could just set the clock back to 6 AM and sleep another hour!
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