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ten random beliefs

I watched TV shows that sometimes had "applause" signs. I believed that the signs said "applesauce" and wondered why it would say that.

Alia (from media : tv)
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I used to hate eating turkey at christmas, so my parents told me that they were giving me "Churkey", a mix between turkey and chicken, so that I would eat it. I don't know how I fell for that one so easily!

Laura (from food : nasty food)
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I used to believe that if you opened up an umbrella inside your house that the whole house would fly away

Anon (from at home : around the house)
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When I was young, I believed that hours were square. Come to think of it, no one's ever proved to me that they're not.

Don (from time : general)
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I used to believe that tornadoes were giant slices of tomatoes that rolled across a farm. It wasn't untill I was five and saw the Wizard of Oz that I realized it was not a giant slice of tomotoe.

Sky (from nature : weather)
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the country of singapore was a giant white dormatory where everyone lived together.

i don't know where i came up with this one.

oger (from the world : places)
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When my baby sister was first born (and I was 4), my older sister convinced me that she was an alein because she had an "out-ie" belly button

Anon (from body parts : belly buttons)
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I used to be terrified of colonial men in powdered wigs. I was afraid they'd make my mom and I wash dishes at their dinner parties. This was the most sinister thing I could conceive of, at the time.

Kathryn (from people : appearance)
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I used to think that if you crushed unsugared corn flakes really good. That eventually it would turn into ground beef. That belief stemmed when I saw my dad make meatloaf when I younger.

Because cereal couldn't possibly be an ingredient to dinner.

Thegirlwhoknewtoolittle (from food : general)
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I thought that the sign "!" meant: "look at the wonderful landscape"

Giorgos (from transport : road signs)
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