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So my dad was Nicaraguan and he knew how to sing really well so up until I was 7 I thought he was a Spanish singer then I went to work with him one day when I was sick and found out he was a mechanic

Roxanne Ortiz (from grown-ups : work)
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When I was young and saw an orchestra playing I used to believe the conductor was waving a magic wand and making the instruments play by themselves.

Steve (from make-believe : magic tricks)
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I wanted a bird so my dad said that if I could pour salt on a birds tail i could keep it. I ran around the yard all day with a salt shaker. No Bird!

Kellie (from animals : birds)
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I believed that Mongolia was where mongoloids came from. I pictured all these mongoloids raiding villages on the steepe on horseback with fire and sword. I figured they were only nice and gentle in America because they were outnumbered.

Morgan (from the world : nationalities)
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I believed that people riding diesel locomotives (as opposed to steam or electric) were notorious for fighting with each other. I have no idea where this notion came from.

Eddie (from transport : trains)
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Once I awoke in the night and the clock said 1:00, and I got scared because one hundred was the biggest number in existence. I couldn't go to sleep until I saw it change to 1:01.

Leora (from time : general)
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For most of my early years I believed I was dropped from a plane by gypsies because my parents told me so. One day, I must have been about 7 I happened to look up at a passing plane when it hit me. What were gypsies doing in planes? This was my justification for questioning my parents about this. Apparently they had forgotten they had told me this and burst out laughing that I still believed something they had told me so long ago.

little b (from transport : aeroplanes)
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I always saw a crocodile on the moon, none of this man-in-the-moon nonsense

Anon (from nature : outer space)
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When my cousin was younger his name was Alexander and he thought his middle name was "ander"

Anon (from people : names)
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When I was little I once saw the word "stripper" and asked my babysitter what it meant--she said that it was a woman who takes off all her clothes layer by layer, and for the longest time I imagined that strippers wore bulky winter clothing with lots of layers for their routines.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)
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