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I used to believe that before u were born u would be in heaven

Anon
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I used to belive I could be Jesus's girlfriend when I died.

WTPOGAR
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When I was five, I believed that there was a big ark floating above the clouds. One day, it would swoop down and gather all the good people.

Inside it would look like a congergation, but have lots of animals inside.

Chris
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i used to believe that when somebody died they came back and back and back looking for inner peace and then became killers looking for revenge on people who made their lives miserable not funny

sad and not funny
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once when i was walking home from school i was bragging to my best friend's older brother about something (i dont remember what it was), and he asked me, "do you swear to god?". i said yes and he said that if i was lying, i would automatically go to hell. i was absolutely freaked out that my eternal soul was in peril, and i prayed for my salvation the rest of the way home.

santeria
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I used to think that heaven was something of a Chuckie Cheese's, and you started out with 1 million tokens, and for each sin you commited, you lost a token, and each good thing, you gained one.

lily
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When I was 10 a friend told me that if you said "devil" and "hell" more often than you said "God" and "heaven", then you would go to Hell (and vice versa). I was really worried so every time I said "hell" or "devil" in whatever context I would say heaven lots of times. When I wasn't doing anything I would often be saying "God god god god" just to even out the score.

pstu
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When I was little a thought that if you believed in god the first easter after death, you would come be reserected.

Mikey B
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I used to believe that when u die u start another life in another body in another family

Blaaaah
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When I was a kid my dad had an abstract picture. My brothers said that if you saw Jesus in it you were going to heaven and if you didn't you were going to hell. A lot of my friends saw Jesus in this picture, but I never did. When my Uncle (who drove the school bus) saw this abstarct piece of art he said "Where'd ya' get the picture of Jesus?" I knew then and there I was hell-bound.

Greg
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When i was a little girl i had this dream: i was on like this (eek forgotten what you call the thing you put your shopping on and it moves) and i was an eg,this big guy with a beard(who i thought resemnled santa clause) was sitting watching it go buy and when it came to me i talked to him about being put on earth and if i was sure and saw a baby (me) in a big bubble.
so up till i was ten i thought that was how people came to earth and what re-incarnation was

Gypsy
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For no explainable reason, I used to think that everyone's soul looked like a small child dressed in Victorian clothing. Maybe a wee too much Oliver as a kid?

Xornia
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I used to believe that if you dug in the ground deep enough that eventually you would find the door to hell.

Kathryn
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I use to believe that when you die you become an animal like a dog or a rabbit etc. That god would asign you a sertain amount of animals then were your done being an animal if you were good at being one you would edventally go to heaven!!

Diana
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When I was 5 I used to think that the clouds were where God and the Angels were. When we were flying to Europe when I was 6, I looked despritly around in the window hopeing to see an angel. When we got to Europe, I realized there were no Angels up in Clouds...

Karli KandyBar
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When I was 5 I read a book about mummies and my sister told me that live people were made into mummies and then they had to live like that forever. I think we both misunderstood the book a little.

Don't ask please
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When I was very little (3 or 4) the family dog was injured in a fight and had to be put down. As we were driving to the vet, I asked my parents "Where is Duffer going?" Mom said "Heaven." At that moment we were driving past a big brown brick building, so I assumed that heaven was inside that building. It didn't look like much...

Lilypad
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i remember once going through the bible as a child and i randomly came upon something that said it was better for me to rip my eye out from watching adultery then to be cast into hell. and growing up with two very older brothers i can recall seeing a view R rated movies with some sexual scenes, after that i was scared out of my pants that God would throw me into hell when i died so i would pray everynight!

Anon
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I thought that spending eternity in hell was something like spending years in jail.

Anon
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Once a friend of mine told me about the reincarnation. To make it clear she gave me an egzample.For months I thought I will turn into the glass after I die.

kinga
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