I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic
Of *witches* Stand
One Nation
Under God
*Invisible*
*And nothing but straws.*

Jessica

I pledge a lesson to the flag, of the united states of america
And to the wee puppet, for Richard Stanz
One aisian
Under God
In the vestibule
For liver, tea, and just rice for all

Cybela

I pledge allegiance,
to the flag,
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic,
for which it stands,
One Nation,
under God,
in the visable,
for liberty and justice,
frog

Angel

For most of my childhood, I believed that in the Pledge of Allegiance, you were pledging to the Republic for Widget Stands

S.H

I remember learning the Pledge of Alliegence in first grade. We were told to put our hand over our heart. I became so fixated on feeling my heart beat, that I thought it would stop if my hand was not feeling it. I would casually sneak a feel whenever I could, hoping no one would ask what I was doing.

Bren

I thought there was a rule that we had to say the pledge every day. I remember saying it in my room on saturdays and sundays confused where to look since I had no flag. If I forgot to say it on a weekend or holiday I felt really guilty when I remembered and thought I had done something wrong.

Denise

when i was little after the pledge we would sing My country tis of thee....i thought it went like this:

my country tisofthy (kinda like a name...like timothy or something)
sweet land of liberty of thee icing
land where my father died
land of the childrens pride
from every mountain side
like fritos ring

haha...

elle

I used to think it was I pledge aligens to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of Histrya

Anon

When I was in kindergarten i used to think the pledge went like this:

I pledge (likt the cleaner) alegence
to the flag
of the united stars of america
and to the public
of witch (like the halloween witch) it stands
one napkin
under God
invisible
with libbily and justice for all.

weird huh?

Cali

I used to think they said "with liver tea and justice for all" when saying the pledge of alligence. It's with "liberty and justice for all"

darcy

I still remember when I was a little lass in kindergarten and say the pledge, in the part "For which it stands," I thought it said "For witches stands." I imagined a bunch of little witches sitting down. Don't ask.
:)

Claudia L.

I thought that the Pledge of Allegiance line was "...one nation, under dog, indivisible..." I pronounced this proudly until I learned how to read and realized that it is "God" we are under. Good to know.

Anon

when i was younger, i believed that if you didnt cover your heart while saying the pledge of allegiance...it was going to come out of the wall and stab you in the heart and kill you

Krispi

I used to thing that durring the pledge of allegiance, when it says "And to the republic for which it stands" That they were saying "And to the republic for Richards Stands" I was always wondering who the heck Richard Stands was!!

Jenn M.

when i was in school, we used to say "all indians are my brothers and sisters"....i never said that..i used to think if i say that then i wont be able to marry so cute girl which are there in my class.....

sanju

This is what I thought, seriously.
"I fled polience tooky crag and the unspited plates of bavaria, and to the peepubick to Richard Sands stands, one nation on the gods invisble with lizardy justin to malls."

Anon

whoever this "Richard Stanz" is he must of been pretty popular in school! haha! :)

Anon

When we used to recite the 'Pledge Of Allegiance' in first grade, I thought it gave special permission for Witches to set up vending stands, because it seemed to refer to "the Republic for 'witched stands' ".

Frank Hopkins

When we were little my sister and I went to public school. Every day we used to have to say the pledge of allegiance. One day my sister and I were showing my parents how well we said it and they couldn't stop laughing and we couldn't figure out why. Instead of my sister say "and to the republic for WHICH IT STANDS," she used to say "and to the republic for RICHARD SANDS!" I don't think she realized she said it wrong until she was in highschool!

Lisa