i used to believe that it was a sin (i'm a catholic) to not pray during the moment of silence after the pledge. i thought it was something thati needed 2 confess to the priest!

messed up catholic

I pedge a weej pants to the clag of the retired states of basoonia and for the retarted under richard sandz one nation under frogs indecent with livery and just ice for all.
I was a real slow kid. ha ha ha (i still say this to myself)

"KOVU"

in first grade i thought the pledge was "...and to the republic, for riches stands..." and i remember getting so mad at the girl next to me for doing "which it stands". i found out in 3rd or 4th grade i was wrong all along.

maryland girl

when i was younger i thought which it stands was like a real witch or somthing

Anon

I wedge a wise pants to the clags of the pendited forks of basamia and to the pooblis for picket signs one baiton under frog with indecency and a straw.
that was funny when I said that over the PA systed ha ha ha

Marx

"GREAT STUFF Up until about 2nd grade, i thought the pledge procceded something like this:
"I pledge alegence, to the frog, of theUnited States of America, and to the wee public, for witches hands, one nation, under God, invisible, with a little tea, and just rice for all"!"

Um, this is from a *book.* I can't remember the name of it, but it's from a book titled something like "A Thousand Paper Cranes" about a girl who emigrates from Japan to the US and gets leukemia.

Anon

I used to think it was I pledge aligens to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of Histrya

Anon

Oh Canada,
we stand on god for thee,
true painted love,
and all our sons will be free

Anon

when i was in kindergarden we would say the pledge of alliegence. i was always wondering when we were going to cover our hearts with our left hand, or both hands

Pedro

whoever this "Richard Stanz" is he must of been pretty popular in school! haha! :)

Anon