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When I was young, I believed that when I was walking or riding my bike, I was staying still and that my motion was making the earth revolve!

PC Doc
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When I was in grade school I was convinced by another student that you could make a laser by placing a flashlight inside a drinking glass and angling it just the right way. I tried this at home and was delighted when I saw some light rays come out of the glass at weird angles. I thought for sure I had made my own homemade laser beam!

Pat
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When I was a little girl I knew that the earth rotated on it's axis. I thought that the earth made a complete turn every day and that while it was turning everything was upside down ! Since this didn't happen during the day I would try to stay awake all night long hoping to see everything upside down. When I would wake in the morning I'd be very disappointed because I missed it !

Jessie Callahan
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When i was little i use to think that if you jumped from a high roof, and had a little step 1 feet from the ground, you wouldn't get hurt because from the distance from the step to the ground was so little.. but later on i changed my mind because i got to think about the distance from the roof to the step.. but it was some really exiting hours of that belief

Christian F.
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As a child I used to spin myself around and around. When I'd stand still after spinning the room would be moving around and I was convinced that I was witnessing the earth rotating on its axis.

dizzy
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I used to believe that electricity was these little soldiers on horses charging in a straight line out of the socket. I knew I shouldn't get close or touch a electric socket and I thought if I did these guys would come out and hurt me.

Pamela
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I remember making myself a pair of Icarus wings out of cardbord. I drew wing shapes and cut them out and made arm straps too. I was really convinced that I would be able to run down the street flapping my arms and take off.
Needless to say, I was heartbroken when it didn't work. :(

Johnny Kayoss
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I used to wonder why rockets were launched to the moon during the day when the moon was only around at night. Eventually I figured it out -- rockets weren't instantaneous, so by the time they got to the moon it would be night time.

There was another impressive logical leap after this, but I don't remember it. Probably for the best...

dino
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I use to believe that if I poked an sufficient amount of holes unto something, I would acutally be able to make that something disapear...example: A cheese full of holes leaves no cheese at all.

Armando
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i used to believe lava and water made electricity

Anon
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I used to believe that all the specks of dust that you see flying around in the air (like when looking across a beam of light inside your house) was the "air".

christa
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When I was 4, I thought there was a reason for all superstitions. I thought the reason why people didn't step on cracks was because I knew the Earth was round, and so if you tripped on the crack you'd fall off the Earth. So when I was in Disneyland, I accidentally tripped on a crack. "MOMMY, HOLD ME! I'M GONNA FALL OFF THE EARTH!" Turns out I didn't fall off the earth. Instead, I got a bruise.

Somebody
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when i was a kid i thought the needle on the compass should point direction i was going,
but it always pointed the wrong way!
- couldn't figure that out.

Pete
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When I was in grade school (I schooled in Canada), I held the belief that during Winter the world was cold because the world was covered in snow. As you could see manhole covers and vents that had melted snow around it, they were direct links to underground, my premise was that heat actually came through the center of the earth (remember those nifty schoolbooks with the picture of the core of molten hot metal) and snow was actually blocking the heat coming into the air. This was also confirmed by it not being cold in the house, as the floor of the house didn't have any snow on it.

Mathew
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Up until about 14 years old, I never believed that a knife totally cut anything in half. I always thought there was a tiny sliver that got pushed down directly under the blade that was so small it was not visible to the human eye.

Andrea
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I used to believe that if I fell over a cliff in a telephone booth that I could safely step out at the last second like Wylie Coyote in Looney Tunes cartoons. Physics changes everything.

Jaloola
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When I was about 7 or 8, I thought that as I walked along the sidewalk I was stationary and the Earth was turning beneath me. It was a strange little illusion, but even now if I think about it I can still fall into it...

Paul Martin
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In our laundry room there was a single light bulb hanging from the middle of the ceiling. I noticed that my shadow overtook me everytime I walked from one wall to the opposite one, and that really amazed me.
When I was 5 I thought that if I could run fast enough I could get to the opposite wall before my shadow gets there as well.

AnneMarie
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I used to believe that when the world turned it went over and under instead of around they way it does, and I thought that when it turned upside down, everyone would fall off. Of course I hadn't realized that if that were to happen, none of us would be here, nor would I have been there then.

deborah
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When I was little, not understanding gravity so well I figured that if I wasn't very careful I would fall right off the planet on account of it's constant spinning.

Kev
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