I used to believe that rubber gloves were made when some guy stuck his hand into a giant vat of melted rubber/wax. So I was surprised at who would be dumb enough to want to make condoms.

Hayabusa

when my brother and i were kids (around 8 yrs old), there used to be this keychain in our home's odds and ends drawer that interested us so. there was a condom inside the clear plastic with the words, "break in case of emergency." one time, my brother did finally break it and showed it to me. when my mom saw the unwrapped condom, she had my dad deal with the situation. first my dad asked us what we thought a condom was for. my answer: it's a magic barf bag with the same purpose as the ones you see in the pocket in front of your seat in an airplane. my brother's idea: some kind of magical oxygen mask which people with asthma use just like the brown paper bag. notice how we both thought it was magical? i hated knowing what a condom really was for afterwards.

Anon

i used to think that condoms were gum and i tried to buy one once when i was about 8!

silly

When I was little, I was taught by my fouth grade teacher that if I didn't know what a work ment to annalyze it, and try to figure out what it meant from that.

Well one day, my friend Mercedes asked me what a condom was. She'd over heard her parents the night before, but was too embarrased to tell me.

So we sat down, and used our teachers method to try and figure out what it ment. This is what we came up with.

Con- A crook, robber, theif. Like A girl named Natasha in our class.

Dom - We miss spelled this and thought it was Dumb... so - an idiot, someone with no sense, someone who's stupid.

So when we but it together we ened up with this:

Comdon: A stupid crook!

The next day, I got into a big fight with that Natasha girl. So, I thought I would be smart and yelled. 'NATASHA YOUR A CONDOM!'

Lets just say lunchtime wasn't spent outside that day...

Ketrina

I used to think "condom" was short for "condominium", so one day I told my mom that I wanted to live in a condom when I grew up.

Kourtney

One day my friend and I snuck into the boys bathroom. There wa a condom machine so we each put in a dollar and got our condoms. After we got them, we read packet and we saw that they were flavored, but we had no clue what they were. My brave friend opened up the little packet, took a lick, and said "this is good!" so we both came out of the bathroom sucking on them and our mothers caught us. hehe.

Damn Condoms

when i was about 6-7 i found a condom in my bed and i asked my mom what it is she told me that it was something you put on your nose when your playing dress ups so you can look like an elephant. so about a week later me and two friends were playing dress ups at one of their houses. i wanted to have the best dress up so i went and asked my friends mom for a condom. i think her mom talked to mine about that cos not long after she told me what it is

embarassed

I used to beleive my name was condom. When my sister taught me how to spell my name she spelt it c-o-n-d-o-m. When I got lost in the supermarket, I wrote my name on a piece of paper and asked the man to put a call out for my mother. Needless to say he thought I was joking.

Dawn Robertson