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when I was younger I used to think men had periods too and that condoms were like a men's pad or tampon haha.
also in fifth grade the girls and boys watched this video tape about puberty and the girls got a pad and deoderant. well one boy told me they got condoms in their little aftergift haha. I was shocked to know what it really was later but at the time i was like not ah!
Laur
When I was 6, I saw a condom on the ground in my neighborhood and my friends told me and my sister not to touch it. Somehow I believed that a condom was a "kingdom" where little people lived, and I wasn't allowed to touch it because I might kill the little civilians who lived in the "kingdom". I brought it up about ten years later, only to find that my sister believed the same thing.
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When I was younger (probably 7 or 8) we didn't know what condoms were. So when my friends and I found a couple used ones in the alley behind their house, we took them.
I vividly recall my friend blowing one of them up like a balloon. We also stretched another one over a pop bottle.
I was disgusted when I learned what a condom was a few years later.
Miranda
When I was 9y.o. I found an extra large clear balloon in a foil packet in my parents bedroom and thought I'd show off my brilliant find to everyone on my school bus.
Sure enough my friends were impressed until some 12y.o. told everyone on the bus what it really was. I was so embarassed, got off the bus crying and ran home.
To make matters worse the next day the headmaster took the 12yo boy out of class to apologise to me, HOW EMBARASSING AGAIN!!!
Scaussie
When I was about 7, I knew what a condom was but not how to use it. So I took one from my dad's draw, wondering what you do with it, I put it in my pants and walked about with it. I jumped on my brothers back and it fell out. My dad picked it up and was wondering where it came from and threw it away. Really weird? I thought they were for females lol! I was sooooo stupid. cool.
Gigi from NY
When I was young, I remember seeing condoms in my father's drawer. My mother told me they were for gas. When I got older, I looked up the word condom in the dictionary and was more curious. I opened the package and was HORRIFIED! I was so scared that my father would find out I buried the condom and the wrapper in the backyard.
Susan
My parrents were amature coin collectors and one day I decided that I wanted to do that myself. Sadly I started my coin collection with my fathers foil condom and my mom took it away from me and was really upset. Knowing what I know now irks me.
Amy K
I used to think that condoms were a type of bird because a condor is a type of bird and they sound similar.
Cacaw cacaw LOL
When my family whent on vacation to a fancy hotel I was only 5 so as you can guess i was running around and whent into the bathroom took a condom and ran in front of everybody and yelled LOOK... FREE BALLOONS!!
Balloon Boy
hi i used to believe that comdoms were eadible i found one and put it in my my mum walked in and asked me what on earth was i doing. i felt so stupid and embarised especialy when my older sister came in and started laughing at me
Jonathon Dale
When I was around 9 I was at my 15 year old baby sitter's house looking threw her jewelry box. There was a little round blue thing in it so I asked her what it was and she told me it was a condom. I was like, well what's a condom? And she wouldn't tell me! So I got really mad and I was like, well I'll just go look it up in the dictionary... I couldn't find it in there and I asked my dad. He got really angry and wouldn't tell me either.
I was so confused why no one would tell me... because I thought it had something to do with a CONDO. Like maybe that's what the keys were or something!
Jessica
I went to Florida when I was in my early twenties. I saw what I thought were a bunch of used, blue condoms on the beach and I was disgusted with the lack of hygiene. But it turned out that they were jellyfish.
Weezie
I used to believe conoms were to put on your dick, and stick in the woman, then slip the dick (not the condom) out and leave it in the woman. I thought it would stop diseases or sicknesses to the woman. I thought it gave them vitamins. THen one day my sis explained what sex and condoms were.
Bri from ny
when i was 5 i found a weird balloon in my beside my mum and dads bed. i tried to blow it up only to my embarasment my mum came in to find my with a condom in my mouth!!!
one time when i was just a baby my mom took me for a walk in the park with my sister who was about 4 at the time. as we were walking my sister runs and picks up a condom that was lying on the ground and screams "LOOK MOM! A BALLOON!"
yolanda
I was rummaging through my father's "special" drawer when I was about 12 years old, and came across his stash of Fourex condoms. I was pretty intelligent, and read the box. It explained that the condoms were made of natural sheep skin. Well, having put 2 and 2 together, the only conclusion I could come to was that the company took the skin off of a ram's penis and rolled them up. What do you expect from a 12 year-old? It never occurred to me that the men wanting sex and using condoms would WAAAAAAY outnumber the amount of ram's awaiting death at the slaughterhouse.
Purple Pooter
When i was 5, i found condoms in my parents room. For some reason i thought they were water balloons and so i took the lot and filled them with water and started throwing them at my siblings. My dad caught me but never explained to me what they ever were, maybe because i was too young to understand.
rk
When I was nine I found some condom's in my dad's briefcase... I thought they were drugs. For a while I was afraid he was going to die from them...
Nicholas
we were sitting on the couch and my friends had bought a box of condoms as a joke so we opend one and my best friend opened one and blurted out "do they put there balls in here too"
stupid
i used to believe that a condom was a body part. In elementary school, one of the boys said that there was a condom on the floor so i thought that some kid lost it and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Erin
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