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once when we had a family dinner at a bistro, me, being only 9 & my neice who was 7 went to the toilets and there was a condom machine. and neither of us knew what these condom things were, but we saw they were flavoured! so we each put it 50p and got a condom each. Being very ignorant indeed, i filled mine with soap (which i thought was strawberry flavored) and we tried to eat them. but ofcours they were disgusting so we just left them by the sink. lol
st.blondie
When me & my sibilings were younger (me 8, sis 6, bro 4) My parents came & got us from our Aunt's house. Little did they know I had got a "Balloon" out of her drawer. We were on the way home when my mother turned around to stop the bickering over who was gonna blow the balloon up next. When she turned around all she could do was laugh. That's when I learned all about condoms & their uses.
SW
I used to think a condom was a type of bird.One time I was at my friends house and we were eavesdropping on her parents and they said something about a condom.So I turned to her and gasped"your dads gonna put a bird on his thingy!"So she ran out into the kitchen and said "No Daddy,don't,it might bite your thingy off!"
Anon
I used to believe that condoms is something that you put to get a woman pregnant. I didn't think of that much until i found out what condoms really do..
I didn't know what the word "condom" meant. Condom in Russian (my native language is Russian) sounds like "gandon". It was quite natual for me to call my cousin, Anton - "Anton-gandon". It was rhyme that mattered, not the meaning of the word! : )
Anna
I've been interested in science from a very young age. When I was about 10, I had read about animals finding mates via pheromones. I assumed that pheromones played an important part in human mating, too. I thought that men and women enjoyed sex because of pheromones passing between their sex organs!
Then I learned that a condom prevents fluid exchange, but I didn't know what a condom looked like. So I assumed that it was an elaborate contraption to convey pheromones between partners during sex! I imagined a plastic device with tubes connecting the two people. I remember asking an older friend about condoms, admitting that "I don't know how all the tubes work." He got a funny expression and changed the subject. Later on, when I finally learned the truth, I was so embarassed of my wild imaginings!
Michael
When I was 11 or 12 I used to travel with my father who was a salesman. When we stopped at gas stations, I would go to the bathroom. At truck stops there would usually be a condom machine in the men's bathroom. I was always curious about comdoms and wanted to put in a quarter to get one and see what it was like. However, I believed that a loud alarm would go off if anyone under-age bought one.
One morning when in my mom and dads bathroom I was dumbfound to find a lovely balloon in the toilet.When my mom came in she flushed it down the toilet without a word of explaination. I almost wept to see the nice balloon disappear down the toilet How could she do such a thing?
When I was first told how a man rolled the condom on his penis so as to be able to screw (we used that term when young) his girlfriend and not to make a baby, I couldn't believe it was true. My penis was so tiny and the condoms I had seen were so huge it just couldn't be the truth but when I grew up I found they fit just fine.
When first told how babies were made I thought men and women "did it" when a baby was wanted. However I was totally dumbfounded when I found that they made condoms so men and women could have sex for pleasure and not make babies.I thought this was terribly "naughty" until later in life when my girlfriend and I had sex and used rubbers like other naughty persons.
Teddy Johnson
When I was 7 a little boy brought his brother's condoms to school one day (the whole box!). Everyone seemed really impressed. The kid even blew up one and let it fly around the schoolyard! Me, wanting to act cool, pretended I knew what they were, not knowing what they were or that they related to sex.
Dollop O Dumbo
When I was around 7 or 8, my friend Seth and I were at a family BBQ. His uncle was getting ready to leave and as he was getting into his car, my friend screamed at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Lance!!!! Don't forget that I'm coming to your condom this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!" ---he meant condo....
I used to think condoms were really thick, and men used to make fire inside a womans vigina! my friend once dared me to ask a lady if she had any condoms. i did! she said yes and actually gave me and my friend some condoms! we blew them up like balloons and threw them out of the window into a group of teens!
ellen
I remeber in 5th grade two kids said they found a condom in the playground. But they pronounced it as CONDIMENT. I didnt know what it was. One of them later explained that that was what people had sex with. So when my older sister and mom pick me up i told them kids at school found a condiment at school. My sister was all "They found ketchup and mustard at your school?" i was mad because they didnt know what i ment.
So until like three years ago, I had heard the term "Female condom" and didn't know how that would work. I knew women didn't have anything that a regular condom would fit over, so I was utterly baffled.
A little while later I came to the conclusion that a Femal condom was a rubber tampon.
Katie
when i was little i used to think that a condom was something you put over the opening of the vagina well i found out later let me tell you!
~~safteypinnedguitarhearts~~
I used to think condoms were a pill you ate so you wouldn't have a kid during sex. When I found out what it really was I just kind of said to myself... 'Huh.... that makes more sense."
Woops.
i used to believe condoms where some kinda hair rubber band for girls haha
it's pretty embarrassing now lollll
pat
my friend used to think condoms were balloons and she found one in her parents room and blew it up and showed her mum her "balloon"
When I was young and I first heard the word condom, I thought it was a cross between a tampon and a pad.
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