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when i firts heard about women's condoms i though they had to be strached all aorund her. i think i was 9
hor her
One day my friend and I snuck into the boys bathroom. There wa a condom machine so we each put in a dollar and got our condoms. After we got them, we read packet and we saw that they were flavored, but we had no clue what they were. My brave friend opened up the little packet, took a lick, and said "this is good!" so we both came out of the bathroom sucking on them and our mothers caught us. hehe.
Damn Condoms
i saw a condom packet on the internet and thought that its one of those wipes they use to clean stuff. I thought that you wipe your penis with it before having sex!
mr. me
i used to think that condoms were like little cute hats you put on your head when u had sex... so when i found one i tried to put it on my head. now i know better and i use one when i make love with my wife
For some reason, I used to think that a 'condom' was a kind of hairstyle. No idea why.
SW
when i was about 6-7 i found a condom in my bed and i asked my mom what it is she told me that it was something you put on your nose when your playing dress ups so you can look like an elephant. so about a week later me and two friends were playing dress ups at one of their houses. i wanted to have the best dress up so i went and asked my friends mom for a condom. i think her mom talked to mine about that cos not long after she told me what it is
embarassed
When I was a young boy just learing about sex, I thought a man and woman "did it" only whwn they wanted a baby. I was totally shocked when I found out they made condoms so they could make love for pleasure and not make babies. I thought condoms were used only by very naughty persons, that is until I hrew up and used them myself when I married.
I used to beleive my name was condom. When my sister taught me how to spell my name she spelt it c-o-n-d-o-m. When I got lost in the supermarket, I wrote my name on a piece of paper and asked the man to put a call out for my mother. Needless to say he thought I was joking.
Dawn Robertson
When I was 8 I was a pretty smart child. I understood almost everything and I knew alot about sex and all that. I overheard people talkin bout putting condoms on their cocks. I thought they meant chickens and supposed it was somethin like an umbrella. when my mum asked me infront of a very jelaous cousin whatīs a condom I said: Itīs a chickens umbrella.
Bambita, the rain girl
When we were in 8th grade, there was this kid, which I feel terrible about now, but none of us liked him and he was quite slow. One day while our class was in the library we went up to him with a condom and told him it was bubble gum. He placed it in his month and chewed it and blew a bubble! It was mean looking back on it now, but still makes me laugh too.
CAkin
When I was little I believed tampongs was condoms. So I thougt that intead of gummy people used papir (witch is in tampong) under sex. I used to think that was very creepy, since it would be a lot of tiny papir around the bed after the sex.
Rebecca
When I was younger, I thought that condoms were ment to blow them up..After that, the woman should put the condom inside her, so she got pregnant. Then she could carry the baby inside her, with the condom inside for 9 months!
Gustav
When I was younger and me and my mom and/or dad went to the store I would always, in some way or the other, try to get them to buy me some candy. (I realize I was a pain in the ass) One day my mother and I went into a gasstation. (I was about 6-7yo) We had been there many times before, but they had rearranged the shelves and counters. I had for some time noticed the special candy that was hanging way up on the wall, behind the counter, but now the were moved down just in my height and reach. Strawberry, banana and the one I had my eyes on; licoricecandy! I took it down and wanted my poor old mum to buy it for me. I didn't quite understand the reaction from my mom and the girl behind the counter, but it was a mixture of embarassment, amusement and disappointment. Ok I stood for the disappointed part because I didn't get my licoricecandy, and i was told i had to get older first, and some other subtile remarks I couldn't make out. I got a chocolatebar though. When we got out my mum told me that it was something called "condoms", apparently flavoured. Not long after I figured out that condoms was something grownup guys puts on their little crusadors when they would hug their girlfriend in that special way.. and I started to wonder why girls wantet the little guy to taste like candy! I had some ideas and thoughts about the issue.. and it wasn't until some years later i found out that they were surprisingly accurate! And now it even made sense ;)
Dis
i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the sperm
I was quite young when I found a small, wet baloon like thing on my driveway near the road. I was so happy to bring it inside to show my mom thinking it was a baloon.
Zulban
Once I came across my mother's diaphragm in her room, but I had no idea what it was. I figured it was a really big condom. Let's just say I was a little freaked out by my dad when he came home that night. I figured his penis must be really big, and I couldn't fathom how that was humanly possible. I know better now.
when i was like 6 or 7 we went to this health fair and kids that age like balloons...well i picked up what i thought were balloons (after a few tries because the lady would not let me have them) i brought them hope and asked my mom to open the package....she laughed because what i thought were balloons were actually condoms.....explains everything..
A.C
i tjought a rubber jonny was a doggy poo bag
omg
When my brother was 5, he and our cousin went into the boy's bathroom at a gas station. Our cousin (who was 8 at the time) told my brother that the condom dispensing machine on the wall sold lottery tickets. Well, my brother wasn't going to miss out on winning the lottery! So he bought a "ticket" and ran out of the bathroom smiling saying "I'm going to win the lottery!!"
JAS
i used to believe that the condiments isle in the grocery store was where the condoms where stocked. i avoided that isle with my mother for years fearing the ever dreaded sex talk, right there in the grocery.as memory serves, i was five years old at the time.
susie q
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