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When I was about 8 me and my friend watched the movie Coneheads, in one of the scenes one of the coneheads pulls out a package of condoms and starts chewing on one. my friend then asked me what that was that he was chewing on, me knowing quite abit for my age told him it was a condom. he then asked me what a condom was, i wouldnt tell him because i found it awkward, we then had a moment of silence and suddenly he burst out and said
"i know what a condom is" i said
"what is it then?"
He said,
"its for old men to put on their penis' so they dont pee themselves"
me, just wanting to end the conversation said,
"yeah thats right"
He then ran to his parents and yelled out,
"I know what a condom is!"
...his parents loved me from that moment on
Ashlan
I used to think that a shopping bag would make a suitable condom.
Clued-up Kid
Until i was about 11 or so, i used to believe that condoms were articles of clothing. I thought that when someone said to use protection, or wear a condom when u have sex to have safe sex, that meant that they needed to leave on there underwear (boys), and women needed to leave on their panties, cause well, ya know!!!
Boy Luver
when i was in health class, they always pushed condoms as one of the surest methods not to get STDs like the dreaded HIV. and i didn't understand how you could get pregnant with one on, so i thought that they would cut a hole in the tip so that the woman would get pregnant, but also not get HIV. but my mom was a nurse so i asked her and she just laughed and then explained it to me. ya...i was like 9...
allytheartist
when i was a kid, I over heard my parents talking about condoms with each other. I asked them what they were and they said they were ballons that a man ties to his penis to trap the sperm. I didnt know what they ment by attached, so i figured that the man ties a string on his penis and fills a balloon with helium. I didnt make much sence
you dont know my name
I used to think condoms were just the rim and then elastic latex. I didn't know it had the shape of a penis so I always wondered how men kept condoms on their penises. I thought there was some latch that you hook onto yourself to keep it up.
Serina
When I asked about the condom packets sold in stores, my parents told me they were nylons and I believed them.
Cindy
I used to believe that condoms were supposed to go over the momma's breasts after childbirth since they always have milk leaking all over the place. Ya, I was about 9 or 10. Boy was I wrong.
i used to think a dildo was a method of birth control. a woman would put the dildo, a patch of rubber, over her vaginal opening, and it would stretch as the man ... went inside
maggie
My parents were quite liberal and they simply told me the truth about sex from an early age, when I asked where babies came from. I remember being shown a children's sex education book with a cartoon of a man and woman copulating. I was already aware of the mechanics of menstruation by the time I was 5 or so, so the sight of a tampon never puzzled me. But for some strange reason my parents never mentioned condoms to me until I was about 14. When I found a condom for the first time I knew it had to do with sex, but it took me several years to figure out how it actually works. During that time I believed you were supposed to swallow it like a pill.
For some reason, I always used to think condoms and condiments were the same thing. So whenever someone asked if I'd like any condiments on my hot dog I would just laugh and say no.
Kerry
I used to believe that water baloons were condoms for animals. Like cats and stuff.
TJ
I used to think that men wore condoms all the time cuz they were tigh and it made it so their penis didn't show a lump in their pants.
Jeannie
i used to believe that condoms were balloons.
maya
I thought that if you continued to masturbate after you started your periods, then you'd get pregnant. I stopped for a whole 3 months!
JC
I thought condoms was finger rubber gloves! It turns out it wasn't, and when I was a little older, I felt sick to my stomach.
when i was little i was at my sisters friends house with her and my sis and my brother and we were outside and i saw a condom laying on the ground and i asked my brother what it was and he said you put it one your thumb when you shoot a gun so u dont get blisters
when i was young i woundered what that machine was in the toilet so i asked my dad he told me it was chewing gum . i was disgusted at the price and whent round telling people that the chewgumin the toilet was a rip off
me
In sex ed, we were talking about condoms, and a student (not me) rasied his hand and said "I know what those are, my parents live in one"
Becca
I used to think that condoms were extra for "her pleasure" becuase the boxes said stuff like "ribbed for her pleasure."
mypleasure
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