This isn't my moment but it's another friends.

We were learning sex ed in about fourth grade, and the teacher was explaining about condoms. My friend misunderstood and thought the guy puts a plastic bag, like from a grocery store, on his thing! We were trying not to laugh so hard.

Anon

I went to Florida when I was in my early twenties. I saw what I thought were a bunch of used, blue condoms on the beach and I was disgusted with the lack of hygiene. But it turned out that they were jellyfish.

Weezie

When i was younger I believed a condom was some type of powder like the Ramen Noodle ones and that you would just sprinkle it over yourself to keep you from getting pregnant.

DSJ

When I was little I had the belief that people who use condoms will have children with the same colors as them... white,black,yellow. Later I learned it`s not like that and I was a little disapointed cause I wanted a black sister with curly hair and a perfect smile.

AngelinaLove

When me & my sibilings were younger (me 8, sis 6, bro 4) My parents came & got us from our Aunt's house. Little did they know I had got a "Balloon" out of her drawer. We were on the way home when my mother turned around to stop the bickering over who was gonna blow the balloon up next. When she turned around all she could do was laugh. That's when I learned all about condoms & their uses.

SW

when i was little i was in a public bathroom in the mall with my mom and i was reading one of those despencer things with condoms and stuff and i asked my mom "why do they have napkins in here if you can get them in the food court?"

Jillian

When I was in grade 4, me and my friend were walking up to his house after school. We saw this pole with white out on it or somthing and my friend said that it was a condom and that a man painted it on ther penis before having sex so the girl wouldent have a baby. I believed that until i found a condom wrapper and opend it up and saw that it was like a baloon. but thats a nother story.

Kiefer Cauthers

I thought condoms was finger rubber gloves! It turns out it wasn't, and when I was a little older, I felt sick to my stomach.

Anon

I believed that a condom had to be used wile kissing eachother the french way. so you put the condom in your mouth and you kiss on the mouth and the condom prevents that aids will be exchanged by the mouthfluids.

I think I believed this because I saw a show on tv where they talked about the condom while they showed a kissing couple

nathalie

i used to believe that condom machines were sweets because of them bein a strawberry flavour so i saved £2 and went and bought some when we were haveing a meal in the pub and i offered my mum one and she took them of me after recently doin sex ed i have realised that they arent sweets how embarrasing!!!

lexa

Whem my kids were young, we lived on a hobby farm. So they were familiar with the rubber rings we affixed around the male lambs' scrotums to castrate them. When my oldest boy was about 10, he found a rolled-up, unused condom and asked what it was. We had to tell him that it was used to stop people from having babies. He put two and two together and figured it worked just like those rubber rings we used on the lambs.

Chris

This wasn't me, but I work at a daycare and one of the teachers there is pregnant. One day one of the little kids said, "Did you eat the baby?" and then another time the same teacher went to the restroom and came back and one of the children said, "Did you just have the baby when you went potty?" Aww...how adorable!

Anon

When I asked my best friend Chrissy what a condom was, she told me it was a little round rubber ball that a woman layed on durring sex. I imagined the ball released some chemicals that made the woman not get pregnet. To this day I am still facinated by condoms and now collect them.

Diana

when i was in first grade, i heard the commercial/song about the trojan man on the radio. i asked my mom what it was and she wouldnt tell me because she said i was too young, so my friends and i went around school singing TROJAN MAN! lol

Anon

When i was 5, i found condoms in my parents room. For some reason i thought they were water balloons and so i took the lot and filled them with water and started throwing them at my siblings. My dad caught me but never explained to me what they ever were, maybe because i was too young to understand.

rk

i found condoms in the bathroom when i was 5 and it was right before my b-day party. I decided i'd open one and i did and i thot they were balloons! so i brought them to my mom cuz the hole was to big for me! she still laughs at that

mz-sexibrunette

I used to think that men wore condoms all the time cuz they were tigh and it made it so their penis didn't show a lump in their pants.

Jeannie

when i was in health class, they always pushed condoms as one of the surest methods not to get STDs like the dreaded HIV. and i didn't understand how you could get pregnant with one on, so i thought that they would cut a hole in the tip so that the woman would get pregnant, but also not get HIV. but my mom was a nurse so i asked her and she just laughed and then explained it to me. ya...i was like 9...

allytheartist

when i was little i was looking for something under my parents sink and i found about 30 condoms and it was the day before my birthday and i ran into the kitchen where my parents were and told them look i found some balloons for my party!

SexManiac5000

I was merrily rooting throught my parents drawers and found a condom, I opened it and of course was intrigued as to what it was, I asked my Dad and he said it was like a sock... so I wandered downstairs to my Mum and she saw what was in my hands and said 'What's that?' I said 'Dad says it's like a sock, he's so silly, where is the heel bit?'

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