i used to think that a condom was a rubberu mitten so onc i put one on because i found one in my BROTHERS cabinet, but later when i found out what it was...oh man!

lala

thanks to the movie "Coneheads" i thought bubble gum made condoms..

Coneheads is fake!!!

When I was around 7 or 8, my friend Seth and I were at a family BBQ. His uncle was getting ready to leave and as he was getting into his car, my friend screamed at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Lance!!!! Don't forget that I'm coming to your condom this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!" ---he meant condo....

Anon

Once in the second grade, I saw a "balloon on the school ground at recess. I ran towards it, and started blowing on it. Being curious my other friends followed me. One of the girls called the teacher... Come to find out it was a condom. Til this day nobody knows if I actually blew on it. Which I did. OH! The shame!

Anon

When I was about 6 ,I saw my dad in the bathroom standing over the toilet taking a condom off of his Penis and throwing it in the trash can.I thought it was something he put on to pee in so he didn't have to get up at night.When I went in the bathroom and took it out of the trash,I couldn't understand why daddy's pee was thick and sticky.

Pat

I was 13 years old when I was told by my pal that condoms are "things" used to prevent having a baby after sex. I used to see women taking pills to avoid pregnancy on TV. Thereon, I mixed up my conclusions and started to believe that condoms are actually tablets used to avoid having a baby and thus come in different flavors - strawberry, chocolate, etc. LOL!

Haris

So until like three years ago, I had heard the term "Female condom" and didn't know how that would work. I knew women didn't have anything that a regular condom would fit over, so I was utterly baffled.

A little while later I came to the conclusion that a Femal condom was a rubber tampon.

Katie

When I was first told how a man rolled the condom on his penis so as to be able to screw (we used that term when young) his girlfriend and not to make a baby, I couldn't believe it was true. My penis was so tiny and the condoms I had seen were so huge it just couldn't be the truth but when I grew up I found they fit just fine.

Anon

I used to tell my parents all the time that when I grew up I was going to live in a Condom. Not realizing that the correct abbreviation was CONDO, not condom.

Anon

When I was very young I thought you placed a condom only on the tip of you penis. I could not understand how it would not work its way lose during intercourse.

Anon

well one time when i was younger a kid in my neighborhood told me that sperm and condom where pokemon i found out what they where a couple years ago and am still embarased to think about that conversetion. (15 years old)

Anon

Before I found out people have sex for pleasure I was told a condom was to stop a man peeing inside the woman. Ithought this was clever since there must have been a special filter to let the sperm through!

Dean

When I was little I was in a shop at the beach and saw those condoms on a stick. I asked my dad what they were and he told me suckers and I cried for the rest of the day because he wouldn't buy one for me.

Amanda

i used to think condoms were for your ears!

Hanky

I used to think that condoms were little circles that girls would put in their vagina to stop from getting pregnant (somehow), since when my friend Niz showed me a packaged one, it looked like a little circle covered in plastic. One day I saw a commercial for condoms, and it was a long tube-like thing, so I asked Niz about it. She looked at me strangly, and said, "No, these are for guys. They fold out, and guys put them on their...y'know, dick", And I felt REALLY stupid.

Melissa

I used to believe that water baloons were condoms for animals. Like cats and stuff.

TJ

I used to believe that restaurants carried
condoms so one day I pulled up and said your sign says you have condiments upon request so can I have an extra large.

Travis

hehehhehe...........once I saw a condom machine in the bathroom My dad said it was a balloon so I asked if i could have one and he said 'no' so I threw a tartum until in 7th grade i found out the truth when a sex ed. techer handed out the condom

I was 7 at that time

i was maybe 6 or 7 at the time and went looking in my parents drawers because they had hidden my favorite toy. i had stumbled upon something...there were a bunch of colorful "thingies" wrapped up individually. i always thought they were candy, up until about 5th grade, when i learned what a condom was.

Anon

I used to believe a thong was a female condom that you slipped up your leg.

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