i thought condoms were for women, since they looked like that they were round and flat.i thought that they would put it on top of their vagina and had sex.

i was so stupid!

still stupid now

I asked my mum what condoms were, and she told me they were to stop a woman having a baby. For some reason, I got it into my head that they were a kind of pill that women had to take or they'd get pregnant. I suppose that's close enough to the truth ;)

Anon

i used 2 believe that a condom was a condo.

so i thought when i was listening 2 vibe 98.5 they were talking a condom
i thought it was a condo so i said 2 my mom let's buy a condom!!!!

now i know it prevents people form having babies

soccer_chick

I used to find condom wrappers under my parents bed and I always thought that they were the stridex face wipes.I never knew the truth until I was about 12:-D lmao

Anon

Until i was about 11 or so, i used to believe that condoms were articles of clothing. I thought that when someone said to use protection, or wear a condom when u have sex to have safe sex, that meant that they needed to leave on there underwear (boys), and women needed to leave on their panties, cause well, ya know!!!

Boy Luver

when i was 7 i used to believe condoms where like those brush ups for your teeath later i realized i was wrong! :0

Aaron Mederlet

When I was young someome was talking about condoms & I wondered what one was.

They replied it was something you put on your willy to stop you getting AIDS,

I assumed it was a hard plastic tube (ouch!) until I read a book on the facts of life & got the right idea.

Anon

when i was little we stayed in a apartment complex for a few months. one day while over at my friend's (right across the hall) we found one of her dad's condoms, she thought it was a balloon and tried to blow it up. XD

Anon

From the time I first heard about condoms to today after I found out the truth, I used to think that condoms where like glycerin supposatories (Those little lubricated things people stick up their butt when they are constipated, haha) that men stuck up their "thing". Today I learned that they are actually a plastic thing men slide over the thing.

Goatgirl

i used to think that condoms were really just funky shaped ballons/water ballons so me and my little sister used to blow them up or fill them up with water until i was like 10 and really found out what they were for!

I got sooo embaressed when i found out

Anon

we were sitting on the couch and my friends had bought a box of condoms as a joke so we opend one and my best friend opened one and blurted out "do they put there balls in here too"

stupid

When I was in 7th grade, I was in my best friend's mother's car with my best friend Kelsea (also in 7th grade) and her brother Alex. Kelsea was nervous about taking the sex-education class that would be coming in a week or two and asked her mom if it's true that they teach you to put a condom on a banana. Her mom explianed that they probably don't and that it was just something that you see in movies. About 5 minutes later, when we were well off the subject, 8 year old Alex asked "mom, what's a "condomon"?". It was hilarious... we laugh about it to this day!

Daniel

I used to think that condoms were just little discs you stuck on the end.

Zeyta

when i was like 6 or 7 we went to this health fair and kids that age like balloons...well i picked up what i thought were balloons (after a few tries because the lady would not let me have them) i brought them hope and asked my mom to open the package....she laughed because what i thought were balloons were actually condoms.....explains everything..

A.C

Up until I was fifteen, I thought a condom would actually just stop a guy from coming. They'd orgasm, but the condom would stop ejaculation. Crazy, I know.

Corina

I once went in my mom's drawers and i found a condom. I thought it was glove with only with one finger. I told somone and they laughed. Then I thought I was gonna get in trouble. I was only like 7.

Anon

When I Was Younger, I Used To Believe That Condoms Were Nasty Tasting, Greasy, Individually Wrapped, Gigantic Balloons.

Cocoa

i used to think a dildo was a method of birth control. a woman would put the dildo, a patch of rubber, over her vaginal opening, and it would stretch as the man ... went inside

maggie

my belief when i was 14 was that why use a condom when you could get pregnet eather way you go. and i herd that if you fart during sex you will get pregnet cuz the condom could break and if you burped or sneezed that you would die during sex

sherry nomans

i used 2 believe that condoms went on your arm :s
dunno how i thought that
i told all my friends and they believed me..
then we found out in sex ed oops lol
silly me

xxPoLLy