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I used to think that condoms looked like popsicle sticks.

Anon
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I thought that those balloons that are long, ribbed, and usually marble colored that they sell in NYC out on the tsreets were condoms.

Holly
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I used to believe that condoms were tiles. Like tiles that go on a bathroom or kitchen floors. I honestly don't know why.

Duh
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we learn german and i went on an exchange. my exchange partner (her mum being a teacher) asked me when i come over from england 2 germany 2 bring my german work. in yr7 we did work on objects in the classroom. so i had notes saying things like gummi menaing rubber. but the germans translated it as condom and thought (and probably still think) that we were taught about condoms! they were very religious family and they didnt treat me the same 4 the whole week!

megan
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When i saw a packet of condom in my parents' bedroom, i actually thought it was a packet of sweet!

June
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When I was a young boy just learing about sex, I thought a man and woman "did it" only whwn they wanted a baby. I was totally shocked when I found out they made condoms so they could make love for pleasure and not make babies. I thought condoms were used only by very naughty persons, that is until I hrew up and used them myself when I married.

Anon
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i sued to believe that condoms were used as balloons. *heehee*

lizzy
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when I was young I was watching TV, and on it they said that a Condom and been found in a Condo. This baffled me for years after.

Anon
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i used to belive that condoms were for making babies!

Anon
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i used to believe that condoms were balloons.

maya
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i was with my cousin at the bech wen we came across a balloon we sniffed it i was convinced it was chewing gum or was it a pill it was a balloon we blew it up my uncle came walking he said why the hell r u blowing up condoms? we asked wots a condom he went red and my cousin said summin her dad wears every sunday does he blow up i asked xD

Honour knowalittle
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one time I am one one on my sister's teddy bears hand and I thought it was soposed to be a bear holding a balloon but I was wrong when I saw my sister and her boy friend it was gross and come to think of it was purple and tased like grape

colin dunning
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When at a cricket match there were blowen up condom's floating around, and my sister who was about 9 at the time saw one of the condoms and when it came our way went to grab it because she thought it was a baloon and we had to tell her that it was a yucky baloon and that we would buy her a real baloon.

jade
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I saw a condom machine in a mens toilet and thort it was a conudrum machine. lol.

Anon
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ok, well in 6 grade we wer young n stupid, and we knew wat condoms were, but not that much. so we put the condoms on cars, and brought them to school(our school is k-6, so u can immagine the reaction)...but as we grew we figured out they were for sex protection. haha.

nameeeeeless
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I used to believe a condom was a cupholder thing.

Anon
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WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7, I WAS HELPING MY MOM CLEAN MY PARENTS ROOM. I FOUND A CONDOM AND I ASKED HER WHAT IT WAS. SHE WAS HESITANT AND TOLD ME THEY WERE RAT KILLERS. THEN WHEN I WAS 12, I SAW A CONDOM IN ITS WRAPPER AND REALIZED I HAD BEEN LIED TO!

`K
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until i was 42 i always thought condoms were balloons that guys put in girls butts because thats what my friend kristy told me.

jayjay
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when i was yungr we were in france and i was bi the ping pong table and i thought i found a balloon on the floor, i shouted to my mum but she stood der staring latr i found out it was a comdom! cringe

anon
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when i was 11 my friend put on a condom ever since he thought he was a homosexual

georgina steven
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