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When I was 6 my friend (a girl) said that for a girl to become pregnant the guy would cut off the tip of his penis and put it in the girls vagina. sicne i was uncircumcised and i didnt know that some people didnt have the foreskin i assumned that by "tip" she was refering to my foreskin.

Some Bored Guy
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I used to think that you just happened to get pregnant. out of your control. like one day. oops, I'm pregnant

Anon
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When i was itty bitty i used to believe that to get a girl pregnat the boy had to pee inside you... .you see i didnt know there was anything else that could come outta there.... so thats the only explanation i had!

HCRUB YMA
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When I was little i used to believe that to get pregnat the boy had to put his finger in your belly button. so everytime a boy came around me I would cover my belly and say,"Dont get your nasty fingers around my belly button!"..... I always wondered why they looked at me so funny.

Eric Francis Green
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When my friend announced that she was going to have a baby (she already had a boy aged 4) my daughter (aged 7) said, "You mean that you and Leroy (her husband) had sex AGAIN. I did not bother to correct her.

Pegs
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I used to believe that marriage was the key to having babies. The angels in heaven decided how many children a couple would have. Some had nine some had one. But getting married was the key.

Anne
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i thought kissing parents would end up making babies haha!

Anon
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When I was younger I used to believe that the way to get pregnant was to have a scan

katrina
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When I was kid I thought in order to get pregnant the mother take a pill with either a girl or a boy picture stamped on it.

Anon
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This isn't mine, its my uncles, and its 100% real.

One night my mom, her brothers and sister, along with her parents were all sitting at the dinner table. My Uncle Bill, who was 17 at the time made the statement that "Women can get pregnant through their belly buttons", and he said it with absolute sincerity. My mom and sister tried as hard as they could not to laugh, and my grandparents (his parents) were dumbstruck.

Michael Whalen
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Up until the age of about 10, me and my best friend thought that people had sex for fifteen minutes...and that would mean one baby was made. This rule applied to twins (thirty minutes) and when we heard our friends mum had given birth to quads we nearly fainted, thinking about the fact she'd 'done it' for sixty minutes!!!!

Millie
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when I was a kid, I used to believe that when the bride ate a piece of wedding cake at the reception, the cake was very special because it was eaten at a wedding, and it turned into a baby.

Jeffrey
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I thought a woman becomes pregnant once she hugs a male and her hands move in all directions over a male's back!

Later on , I got advanced , and thought it was by the lying down on the same bed and covering bodies with the same white blanket....
lol!

quickzilver
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I used to believe that you could fall pregant by holding hands.....

Sally
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i always thought that when a woman ate beans she got pregnant and the man who bought the beans for her was named the father of the child.

kenneth
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when i was little i was scared to hug males because i thought you would get pregnant. my mom used to watch soap operas and when they couples would be in bed i thought they were hugging really tight when they were really having sex so i thought if a male hugged me i'd get pregnant too :(

toni
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When I was little, I would sleep in the same bed as my mom (my dad worked nights Mon-Fri) because I was too afraid to sleep in my own room. When I was five I found out that my mother was pregnant with a little girl. My mother said it was my little sister. I was baffeled by something, I thought that since I slept in the same bed as my mother that the baby was my daughter (obviously I didn't know about sex at the time). About three years later I was amazed after I asked that famous question "Where do babys come from?"! Unfortunetly my parents told the truth!

Mike
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i believed that eating eggs would make me pregnant as my mother went into a too detailed story about getting pregnant when i was six, lol! and i didn't eat eggs for years!!

chellebelle
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My parents never taught me how babies were made, so I picked up from others that babies are made when two people fall in love. In 6th grade I had my first crush on a boy and thought I was in love, so therefore I must have gotten pregnant. Thinking I was pregnant, I was very scared of what my parents would think and kept checking the mirror to see if my belly was growing!

Cindy
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When I was little, I beleived that after a certain age if a woman slept in the same bed as a man, she would regularly get pregnant. About every two years or so. So when my cousin told me that her mom took a pill to make the babies stop coming, I thought there's no way some little pill is going to keep a baby from popping out!

Anon
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