When i was little my mom told me that God put a baby in mommys tummy, so i thought that you would have to pray to God and ask him for a baby and he would put one in there... . i always wondered what daddy had to do with it.

Anon

I used to think women got pregnant randomly, I didnt know you actually had to have sex(ect ect), to become pregnant, so I was always scared I would get pregnant and then I learned in grade 7 health class what really goes down.

123

I thought for a long time that a women could only get pregnant if she was married. I was so confused when my unmarried cousin gave birth to a baby girl when I was 11. I remember lying awake for ages thinking about how that could possible

Margo

I used to believe that a female could get pregnant just by sleeping in the same bed as a male. I didnt realise that there was actually anything else involved!

M

I used to believe that to check if a woman was pregante, when she peed, it would be blue...i kinda got mixed up with the blue stick, and blue pee. lol

Rebecca

when i was younger i thought that women got pregnant when a man pee in the womans mouth well that's what my neighbor told me and i believed him untill i found out the truth in sex ed class

Anon

When I was really young, I used to believe that the reason I had a slightly round belly was because I had become pregnant from sharing a bath with my brother...

E. Pat

When I first learned about the birds and the bees, I thought that you only had to have sex once and then you would have unlimited babies. I was way grossed out when I found out you had to "do it" each time.

Sarah

I, along with 500,000 kids used to believe that the stork would actually "make" the baby with my mom in bed. So I would stay up and stakeout my parent's room to watch for the stork. Turns out, my mum and dad actually "made" my little sister then. Bit of a nasty shock, when I took Sex-Ed in 6th grade.

Lady Shanaynay

When I was little, a friend offered to share her chewing gum (already chewed) with me and I told her I couldn't because I didn't want to get pregnant!

Sara

I used to think that only married couples could get pregnant and have a baby together.

Anon

I used to believe that spermatozoa was like a tongue that came out of the urethra into the woman's vagina, aggressively knocking loose an egg which actively charged it into generating a fetus. I used to believe it would then retract back into the shaft of the penis, pulled by the winding of a spindle inside the body cavity. Something akin to an emergency fire hose.

Gedimin

I used to believe that women caught The Pregnancy like it was the cold. Even to this day, when a dear friend of mine's mother got pregnant, I remember telling her that I hoped she felt better soon.

Mark

When I was a kid, I thought the number of children in a family represented the number of times the parents had sex.

My best friend was from a family with eight kids, so I thought his parents were sex maniacs.

Too embarrased to say

Growing up I never realized that anything but pee could come out of one's penis. Thus I thought that a man would pee in a woman's vagina to make a baby.

I took this one step further and thought that whenever two people peed in the same toilet a baby would form. I reasoned that there were millions of tiny dead babies in our nation's sewers.

Gambrinus

This ones bad. I used to think when you had sex, you did it anally. And after she got pregnant, then it came out of her vagina. Made sense at the time. So now I have an ass fetish because of that. Big Ol Asses!

Assguy

i used to believe that women got pregnant from anal sex. and then i didnt believe that a man's penis actually didnt go into the woman's vagina.

darkknight7288

When I was little, I thought that you could buy babies at the store.

So when i asked my mom if I could have a little brother for christmas, she told me I'd have to wait awhile, and i asked her why she couldn't just go to the store to buy a baby.

Lola

When I was fairly young (quite possibly four or five), I was fortunate enough to have a fairly good scientific grasp on how reproduction occurred - at least, as far as the sperm and the egg went. Exactly when and how this happened, I wasn't quite sure - but my personal theory was that while the soon-to-be parents were sleeping in the same bed, they somehow gravitated toward each other, and while sleeping, did something that caused conception. Exactly what this 'something' was, I really didn't know.

Much Better Informed Now

I thought u had to pee in a girl to get her pregnant! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOSH G.