my little sister thought she was a little star in the sky, then she fell into my mum's drink and my mum drank her and thats how she become pregnant :)

Emzi

about sex,
I used to think that when a male peed in the toilet and didn't flush, and then I went to the bathroom (and it mixed) I would get pregnant. It took my friend's parents years to find out why I was flushing the toilet twice every time I had to go.

Dee

I asked my Mom how She and Dad decided to have me as a baby. She said, "Oh, we just knew", and changed the subject (i,e; I was unexpected). So, for years after that, I just thought grownups would look at each other, raise one eyebrow, and bam, the woman was pregnant. Then I deduced from that, that if I followed a girl around at school long enough, she would become pregnant.

Russell

When I first learnt about sex, I assumed that because Mum had to go to hospital to have a baby, she also had to go there to conceive it. I thought she and Dad had to get up on a sort of operating table to have sex, under the supervision of a nurse. I therefore decided I never wanted to get married.

Shantavira

I used to believe that women got pregnant from rubbing her underwear on a man's underwear.

Anon

When I was little i used to think that a girl/woman would get pregnant when she yawned. I thought a bird would drop a sead down and the girl would swallow it and get preganant. I was so scared to yawn when there was a bird around.

Anon

I used to think test tube babies were literally grown in test tubes... and that they would start out in a small one but by 9 months they would be in a really big test tube

eilidh

I used to think that if you wished hard enough you'd become pregnant (thats what my mum told me!). I also thought you had to rub stomachs with someone to get pregnant

Anon

My mom was married twice. My older brother & sister came from the first and I came from the second. So, I thought you needed different husbands for different children. Since I wanted a lot of children, I thought I needed lots of husbands. So, I would go to all the adult male friends of my parents and ask them to be my husband when I was older.

mijav

When we staying at hotel I was about 6 and my sister was about 14. She was going down to the spa by herself and I heard my mum saying "watch out for the old men there! you never know, they take one look at you asleep in the spa and enxt thing you know you wake up pregnant!" from then on I thought that if a man looked at me in the spa i would become pregnant.

Anon

This isn't mine, its my uncles, and its 100% real.

One night my mom, her brothers and sister, along with her parents were all sitting at the dinner table. My Uncle Bill, who was 17 at the time made the statement that "Women can get pregnant through their belly buttons", and he said it with absolute sincerity. My mom and sister tried as hard as they could not to laugh, and my grandparents (his parents) were dumbstruck.

Michael Whalen

When I was in second grade, I heard people talking on the school bus about sex and getting pregnant. I came home and asked my mom (a very religious woman) about it. She explained that sex was something you do after you're married and that's how women get pregnant; the man and the woman both get naked and kiss and the sperm from the man's "extra part" fertilized the egg that came from the woman's tummy.

I had no idea what the "extra part" was (my parents were divorced and I had a sister, so I had never seen a penis), but I deduced from this that kissing when naked caused a sperm and egg to join in midair between the couple, and then go back into the woman's tummy and make a baby. I thought that you must be completely naked for this to work, so just tying a rope around your waist or something would prevent pregnancy.

Jordana

My sister (quite a few years older than my brother and myself) had my brother ABSOLUTELY convinced that you would get pregnant if you ate Sugar Babies candy. She also told him that if a boy ate Sugar Daddies candy that the next girl they kissed would get pregnant.

JenniferandKobe

I have three younger sisters, so by the time I was six, I knew that babies came from my mom's belly. What I didn't know was how they got there. Of course, I asked my trusty old dad. He told me that the doctor calls women and then they're pregnant. For a long time after, I was very afraid that the doctor would call me!

ocean

I was an only child who always wanted a brother or sister. When I was around 8 years old, an older friend told me that the way to tell if my mother was going to have a baby was to look under her bed, and it there was dust under there, that meant that my mother was pregnant. I watched the dust accumulate under my parent's bed for a couple of years and kept watching to see if my mother's tummy was growing before I found out that it wasn't true!

Karen

I used to think that from petting and cuddling my cat, I would get pregnant and have kittens. This scared me quite badly, and I'd often avoid my cat.

Kitten Lady

I used to believe that when a woman discovered she was pregnant, she would ask the father if he wanted to keep it and if he said yes, they would have sex. If they didn't want to keep it, they would do nothing and she wouldn't be pregnant anymore. This was from watching TV soaps.

Anna

Whwn I was like 8 I used to believe woman just got pregnant randomly.

Anon

Thanks to sex scenes in under 18 movies, I started believing that ladies get pregnant when they sleep with guy embracing her in his arms, and when their sweats mix together. This was because both are shown tired and sweating after sex. It didn't take me much time to device my own idea of switching the fans off for bearing a child. I literally used to avoid sleeping beside any girl fearing the results, if we touch with sweat on our hand, even if due to humid climate.

knowledge.. late better than never

Well, when I was about 7 my cousin turned 21. At the time, I believed EVERYONE got pregnant at 21 since my mother had me at that age.
I walked up to my cousin, sat on her lap and said, "Cousin Kippy, why don't you have a baby yet?"

Myou