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I used to think if you kissed people a bunch of times, the germs would form a baby. For this reason, I wondered why men couldn't have babies...

Kerri
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I used to believe that if you rubbed naked feet with someone of the opposite sex you would become pregnant!

Tiffany
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When I was in the sixth grade my best friend's sister, who was a year younger than us, thought she would get pregnant if she sat on a toilet seat after a man had used the bathroom.

Rex Blistercasket
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I used to think that having sex once could lead to pregnancies for the rest of your life. I figured that that's why married couples had honeymoons, so they could start making babies right away.

Katie
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I told a friend of mine when I was younger that if he thought about sex the same time the girl he liked thought about it, she would get pregnant.

a mean blonde
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My grandmother told me HER grandmother said that if she sat on a chair a boy had just sat in, she would get pregnant!

Anon
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I used to believe that when adults had sex, it was only to have children and that it was only for a second, so that a man could let one sperm come out, but what about twins? I believed that the fathers of twins had left it in too long, and two had come out.

Paula
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I learned about sex when I was 9, but I had a friend who insisted women got pregnant by a man sticking his penis in her mouth - the woman would swallow the sperm and the baby would grow right in her stomach. I knew better, but she was very adamant about it, even telling me she'd seen a picture in the dictionary. I'd like to know what kind of dictionary she was looking at!

Anon
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Once when I was 12 years old, I had pains in my lower stomach for about a week, and was convinced for some odd reason that I was pregnant. I wondered how it had happened, seeing as how I'd never had sex. I even started refering to the pain as 'my baby'. I even went to the extreme of looking online to find out the symptons of pregnancy.

It turns out the pain was just from doing sit-ups in gym class. Luckily I never told my parents I thought I was pregnant.

Amanda
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When I was six I knew that sperm from a man went into a woman and met an egg to make a baby. I asked my mom if it just flew out and landed in the woman.

Anon
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When I was very young my mum was reading an article about a young girl who had a baby. She said something like 'Oh poor girl, it's not her fault' and I thought pregnancy was some kind of illness or you got pregnant by dialing the wrong phone number and I was scared I would randomly become pregnant.

Emmy
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Growing up I never realized that anything but pee could come out of one's penis. Thus I thought that a man would pee in a woman's vagina to make a baby.

I took this one step further and thought that whenever two people peed in the same toilet a baby would form. I reasoned that there were millions of tiny dead babies in our nation's sewers.

Gambrinus
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When I was a kid, I thought the number of children in a family represented the number of times the parents had sex.

My best friend was from a family with eight kids, so I thought his parents were sex maniacs.

Too embarrased to say
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When I asked how babies were made my mum told me that the man and lady have a special cuddle which creates a baby in the lady's tummy. I was terrified of hugging a man or boy for years afterwards just in case!

C
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When I was a young kid, nobody ever taught me about sex or reproduction. Once I got my period, I was afraid of touching boys because I was afraid of getting pregnant! I would avoid them like the plague. I'm not quite sure why I didn't realize that a whole lot more people would be getting pregnant if this was the case.

Ariel
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My four-year-old niece believes that EVERYTHING is made in China, even babies.

My seven-year-old niece argues with her that no, babies are made by your parents. A boy and a girl put the baby in the girl's tummy, using their hands.

chrisnick
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I used to believe that there was a tunnel between a girls butt and her vagina. Then I thought that a girl could get pregnant from butt sex...

Insert Name Here
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When I was little, I used to believe that women got pregnant randomly. I didn't know that 'penis in vagina' action was needed in order to properly reproduce, I just thought that you woke up one day and bam, you were pregnant. I remember I used to pray to god anytime I could begging for him to make me pregnant. xD

Kat
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I used to believe that you had to pray to tell God what kind of baby you wanted, a girl or boy, and that you had to have a baby no matter what. Then when the babby was born, it magically appeared in front of you, unless you had a c-section- I knew what that was.

Kelly
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I used to believe that when a man and a woman kissed, an egg would pass from the mans mouth into the womans, and she would swallow it.
And I thought that the womans body could tell when she wanted a baby so it would just start growing. And when the woman wanted the baby to come out, she would press her belly button... and i never got round to finding out where the baby actually came out....

Steph
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