This one isn't me, it's my brother.

He's 9, and becoming curious about "the birds and the bees"...:ahem: so he asked my mom, who said "jesus puts the baby in the mommy's tummy"

So then my brother watched a documentary on tv about zebra's, and a male died. then the female zebra had a baby. so my bro linked the two things together.

later, he was talking to our aunt on the phone, telling her about the show he had watched. he said "the daddy zebra died, then jesus put a baby in the mommy zebra's belly!!"

needless to say, my aunt asked my mom about it later.

AUDREY

when i was little my mom told me that to get pregnant you had to eat watermelon seeds and they grew into babies. for a couple years i would tear the watermelon apart to get out all of the seeds.

Anon

When I was about 8 I used to think that a man got a woman pregnant by weeing inside her. I knew that something came out of the penis, but wee was the only thing I could think of at that age.

Anon

When I was little, I used to believe that women got pregnant randomly. I didn't know that 'penis in vagina' action was needed in order to properly reproduce, I just thought that you woke up one day and bam, you were pregnant. I remember I used to pray to god anytime I could begging for him to make me pregnant. xD

Kat

I used to believe that you had to pray to tell God what kind of baby you wanted, a girl or boy, and that you had to have a baby no matter what. Then when the babby was born, it magically appeared in front of you, unless you had a c-section- I knew what that was.

Kelly

I used to believe that when a man and a woman kissed, an egg would pass from the mans mouth into the womans, and she would swallow it.
And I thought that the womans body could tell when she wanted a baby so it would just start growing. And when the woman wanted the baby to come out, she would press her belly button... and i never got round to finding out where the baby actually came out....

Steph

I used to believe that all girls had seeds inside their belly buttons, and when they wanted to get pregnant, they would ask a doctor to release some of the seeds so that they could have kids.

Rachel

this conversation happened between me and my mate when we were 7:
MATE: Do you know why in English movies (these also referred to American and Europeans) when they have sex, woman always on top?
ME: No, why?
MATE: To prevent pregnancy. She will get pregnant if she's under.

He is lucky caused when i realized that's wrong after learning about protection stuffs in science class, he already moved to another state. If not I will kick his ass.

Aswad

When I was about 5, I remember asking my dads how I was concieved. They told me that one of their spermies (which one will never be known) was planted into my surogate's tummy by a doctor. So I then proceded to tell all my friends that a babies came from special doctors who choose your mommy for you, then plant your daddie's spermies in her tummy.

Sovannah

when I was about 10 or 11, a girl I knew who was aged 13, said she new how you got pregnant. I asked her how, and she said if we undressed she would show me. We both undressed, and she touched me until I had an erection, and she said when I was older, if I rubbed it something would come out and I would have to make sure it went on her belly-button, to make her have a baby.

jiggery pokery

I used to believe that a giant bird would deliver babies to the mother when she was said to have order one. I just could figure out why a woman's belly would get so big. I could never figure out the connection. I was 10 years old how embarrasing it is now.

Omar G.

when i was younger i didnt kno u needed a penis for reproduction so i never wanted to put my pillow inbetween my legs in fear that i would become pregnant !

ANONYMOUS !

When I asked my mother how babies were made, she told me that the man plants a seed inside the woman, and a baby grows from there. Now, me being a farmer's son, had this weird image in my head of a tractor towing a planter, and trying to plant seeds inside women. A few years later I found out at school how the whole process actually worked!!

C2H

I used to believe if you had sex only once then you could have a baby any random time

lissa

I used to believe that once you "did it" you could get pregnant for life at anytime...also if you washed a boys underpants with a girls, you could get pregnant.

DondiMay

When I was little my older sister told me that the only to have a baby was if the man peed in you mouth. I was so grossed out that I swore I would never have kids.

Heather

When my sister was pregnant with her second, her son asked if the baby got in her tummy through her foot. When she gave him a short discription of how the baby got out. He said can I see the hole. He was dissapointed when the answer was no.

Heather

i was told by my cousin when i was 6 that to get pregnant a boy had to pee in my belly button. she told me that her doctor told her so i believed it for a while.

Anon

Before I knew how babies were made, I used to think that sitting down in the same spot where a boy just sat would get me pregnant! I remember I was so scared because once I sat down right after my uncle got up and I thought I was gonna be pregnant! Dumb, I know! It was getting to me so shortly after I did my own research and learned otherwise.

ImaginativeBeast

At the age of 9 or 10, I use to believe that you automatically became pregnant at the age of 21. I worried that I if I wasn't married by then, I would be embarassed being walked down the aisle by my father with my big belly. Little did I know!!!

Anon