pimento olives caused women to become pregnant

fancy pants

When I was young and asked where babies came from I was told you had to put a 20 pence piece under your pillow..... having tried this with no baby as a result my parents told me it only worked for grown ups!

Clare

I used to think that kids just appeared after people got married... Boy, was I wrong!

Skylla

when i was in second grade my mom had already given me "the talk" because i wanted to be a doctor and i got an anatomy book. well i had a crush on a boy, and in school i would sit next to him and make the hem of my shorts open a little to let him "fertilize" me. what was i THINKING? O.o

chibi t

I used to think that u could get pregnant if u toched a man or even sat where he sat, i thought this untill my sister broght to my attention how u really could get pregnant

confused

My parents never taught me how babies were made, so I picked up from others that babies are made when two people fall in love. In 6th grade I had my first crush on a boy and thought I was in love, so therefore I must have gotten pregnant. Thinking I was pregnant, I was very scared of what my parents would think and kept checking the mirror to see if my belly was growing!

Cindy

I learned in sex ed that trace amounts of sperm were present in a mans urine. My dad never flushed the toilet after peeing, and you know how when you pee really hard a little of it 'spalshes up'. I though that one of these days I would accidentally end up pregnant with my dads baby and have a freakish three eyed, one armed, mentally handicapped baby. So I always flushed before using the toilet, just in case. And I peed very slowly, so as not to splash.

Accidental Incest

I used to believe that if you went swimming after you got your first period, then you could get pregnant.

Mel

I dont know where i heard this from .. but up till i was 15 years old, i thought that when you are giving a guy head and you swallow, you can still get pregnant.

june

When I was little I came up to my mom and asked her, "Where do babies come from?" and she said that you just have to want one really bad and you'll get a baby. So I believed that you just really really want to have one and it will just pop up somewhere.

Anon

When I was a wee little girl, I thought a woman got pregnant by having a man stick a finger in her belly button. I then figured that women who have 'outie' belly buttons aren't able to have babies.

Maddie

I knew that you have to have sex to make babies, and I had a vague idea of the job profile of prostitution. But I had no clue there was something like birth control. So I imagined all prositutes where pregnant all the time and had lots of children!

Stefan Petzuch

I used to think that when you wanted a baby you HAD to be married and you had to get on your knees and pray and say, 'God up in the heavens I want a baby *whatever*' and the baby would come down from the sky. I didn't know hospitals existed back then.

Baby Clueless

well, when i was little me and my neighbor (who was a boy) ran around naked and touched eachothers privates. i was so scared that when i got my period i woud get pregnant cuz i thought we had sex... i havnt got it yet tho... lol

very confused child

I used to believe that I could get pregnant by sitting touching a male or sitting somewhere a male sat. I believed that until I was thirteen.

Anon

For the longest time I thought that if you got kissed under a mistletoe then would become pregnant. I stayed away from mistletoe for a long time!

Lauren

When I was little, I believed that men and women made babies by rubbing their tummies together. I thought that a man and woman had to be naked and kissing in bed and once they started rubbing their tummies, the lady would get pregnant!

Anon

When I was in Elementary school, a friend's mom discussed her birth control pills in our company. My friend and I decided that if you didn't take the pills or forgot one that you would automatically become pregnant.

Anon.

When I was about 3-4,I tought that if you wished for a baby hard enough it would simply appear(My parents fault,this big trauma is)And you would get pregnant.Playing with dolls and that kind of stuff in that period,I tought I wanted a baby.I was really terrified that I would get pregnant.I also had a friend who was adopted and I concluded it was because maybe her parents didn't wish hard enough.

Maribelle

I used to belive that a man could get pregnant.

Ima Homo