i believed in the stork until one night, i was seven years old, i woke up and heard this thump, thump, thump and a moan. i ran downstairs to see what it was and saw mommy and daddy "wrestling" without their PJs and nine months later i had a baby sister.

Jimmy Anonomus

My mom used to tell us that all she had to do to get pregnant was to be in the same room as my dad. Naturally, I assumed for several years that being in a room with a guy was how you got pregnant, after getting your period of course.

Niki

I used to believe women became pregnant when a man kissed her nipples.

Steph B.

When i was small i asked my mom how you get pregnant and she said if you just thought of having a baby you can have a baby. Then after that, everyday I was scared for a long time that if I thought of a baby I might get pregnant and the fact that I was thinking of that meant that I was thinking of babies and god or w.e might get the wrong idea and think that i wanted a baby so id become pregnant. I thought about this everyday for a long time
I was terrified

BBolt

that a baby was a tiny plant that was inside every girl from when they were babies and as each girl grew it just got bigger and bigger until itt became a full size baby and popped (without any pain) out when you were exactly 21. I told my brother when I was six and he was ten and he said "you stupid cow".

Spacegirl

When I was little, I thought that you could buy babies at the store.

So when i asked my mom if I could have a little brother for christmas, she told me I'd have to wait awhile, and i asked her why she couldn't just go to the store to buy a baby.

Lola

When I first learned about the birds and the bees, I thought that you only had to have sex once and then you would have unlimited babies. I was way grossed out when I found out you had to "do it" each time.

Sarah

One day my parents were sitting close together, as the family was chatting with friends. And a man made a comment to them that totally confused me, being a little kid as I was at the time. He asked my parents if they were trying to keep up with "Mary". "Mary" had just had another baby. Now, I was learning in grade school about how the egg is fertilized by the sperm, etc. But they hadn't told us about how the sperm GET to the egg. So when I heard this comment, I thought that the sperm must jump through the skin when you get up against a boy. And THAT'S how the sperm gets to the egg.
After that, I was afraid to get near men and boys because I didn't want their sperm to jump through our skin and get me.

Yanina

When I was four, I asked my mom, "How does a baby get in the mommy's tummy?"
My mom looked up, sighed, and said, "You wish for one."
For a few years, I was really worried that if I accidentally wished for a baby, I'd end up a pregnant child.

Abby

In sixth grade I believed that women got pregnant when a man peed inside a woman. It all made sense because people called sex "dirty."

showerman

When I was around 6 I use to believe you got pregnant for no reason and that it could happen at any age. Every day I would pray to god I would not pregnant!

Kenziemac

When I was small I used to believe that the man impregnated the woman by peeing into her vagina.

Rick

I used to believe that people just got randomly pregnant. I was always afraid that one day I would get pregnant, and I was only 7!

Lyn

When I was little, I knew that babies came from the moms stomach, but I didn't know how they got there. I thought that babies used to be stars and then the stars went into the stomach. I thought of the stereo-typical 5 pointed star and thought that it must hurt going into the moms stomach, and wondered why it didn't cut her stomach open.

Caroline

When I was young I used to brlieve that woman gets pregnant by drinking the sperm and than it stops in the stomach and so the baby comes from there.

Viktor

I used to think that women just got pregnant whenever they got married and only bad people had sex.

Vanessa

my sis told me that my dad had a baby and for awhile after i thought my dad really did have baby and that any man can have a baby.....

mizkat

When i was younger about(12) i seen a porno film on t.v and the mans penis was in the womans mouth, and she was sucking it! I then thought that this was what a woman had to do to get pregnant. I belived this for a few years untill i found out that was just for pleasure and the man had to place his penis in the womans vagina for her to get pregnant!!

all mouth no brain!!

For parents to have kids they would have to kiss at weddings. I f they didnt kiss they could never have kids. I believed this until I watched one of my moms movies and saw somone having sex. She told me half of it.

Braden Showers

I used to believe god decided when you had a baby.That's what my mum always told me.I thought god would give me 20 babies and I was scared to get married.

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