Until I was eight I thought the man's toes held "the baby" seed and the woman had to suck on the toes to get the "baby seed" out in her. I thought, to get twins the woman would have to such on two toes at the same time and the size of the toe determained how big the baby would be. Everything seemed very logical to me because mo grandmother had ten kids. When one of my aunts had twin I asked her in the hospital "Aunt Cindy, Is sucking on two toes very hard and gross to do?" after I explained what I meant everyone had a good laugh and I had a loooooong chat with my mother afterwards.

Toe-Sucker

when i was little i thought a girl got pregnant by getting married and wishing for a baby on a shooting star. i was very confused when my sister got pregnant before getting married and asked her, "do stars still listen to you before your married?" she just laughed at me.

Brooke

It's kind of sad, but at the age of 16, my best friend thought that the day after you had sex, you'd know that you were pregnant because you got morning sickness. I had spend hours - literally - explaining that the morning after the egg is probably newly fertilized and not even emplanted in the Uteran wall. She thought for sure the day after sex you'd have a baby in there.

sassy frassy lassy

I used to not know that sex existed, and that you just randomly became pregnant after marraige.

And then when I found out about sex, I thought you became pregnant and THEN had sex, in order for the baby to be born with suscess.

Coincidentally, I also thought that the honeymoon was just a place you go to hang out in order to celebrate! Boy was that dumb. ]_[

The Wicked Witch of the Northeast.

I used to believe that to check if a woman was pregante, when she peed, it would be blue...i kinda got mixed up with the blue stick, and blue pee. lol

Rebecca

When I was little I used to believe that if you slept in the same bed with a boy than you automatically got pregnant. I was 5 and I slept over my best friends house who was a boy and we both slept on the couch. The next day I went home crying and told my older sister that I was pregnant.

Sarah

When i was little and was told what abortion was i thought that a doctor would stick a sword up the woman's vagina to kill the baby.

Colleen

i thought when I was 7 you get pregnant by sleeping with each other in bed....naked... but now i know what u really have to do u have to have sex..
i wish i did't know about it...

sexi_stupid_gurl

When I was a child I was told by my mother babies happened when someone swallowed a watermelon seed...

...well, at the age of four, we had watermelon, and one can reasonably guess what happened. I was literally wailing and crying because I was convinced I was going to become pregnant >_<

Anon

I used 2 think that if u stood in a river and tad poles touched your legs u would get pregnant

Lizzay!!!!!!

When I was 6 or 7, my friends told me that you could get pregnant just by eating pistachio nuts. Boy was I surprised when my mom told me how babies were REALLY made......

Anon

The minimum requirement for a woman to get pregnant is for her to know that a guy likes her and she must like him the same way too. When the feelings between the two of them are intensified enough, she'll get pregnant. There's no need for bodily contact.

MDC

I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant

oiman

When I was 12 I use to believe that the sencond coming of christ would be through me and that I would be the next virgin mother. I checked my stomach for months for signs of growth...i think it was because of that movie

Anon

Well, I'm pretty practical so when I was younger, around 6 or 7 I guess, I knew that boys had a part that stuck out and girls had a hole and that there was something called sex that had to do with both parts. I knew that pee came out of the part of boys that sticks out so I assumed that if a boy peed in a girl that would make a baby. I started to get a little worried after that, every time I peed I thought I was probably supposed to be doing something else instead of just throwing it away in the toilet. I finally told my mom at some point and she gave me a more accurate explanation.

Jeremiah

when i was little i thought a woman got pregnant by sleeping with a 'baby' on top of her stomach. i have no clue how long i believed this!

nikki

one of my friends told me one time that she thought you got pregnant when a man and a women put their belly buttons together.

moe

when i was younger i believed that two married people couldn't help if they got pregnant or not. which should have been utterly confusing as my dad and my brothers mom were never married. i distinctivly remember reading a girl scouts HELP book, were they were suggesting asking your parents if you wanted a sibling (wanting a sibling was beyond my comprehension) and feeling so superior that i knew that people didnt have a choice.

so very pround of my misinformation

When I was about 6 or 7 I used to think that you just GOT pregnant. One of our neighbors was pregnant at the time and I remember asking her if she hoped to have another baby after this one was born. I remember her telling me that they (she and hubby) were not going to have anymore and I was thinking to myself, well , how do you know!

Shay

When I was around 7 or 8 years old I used to believe that you could get pregnant by accidentally touching bums when you bumped into someone, even fully clothed. I accidentally bumped into my dad one time when my family was in the city shopping for groceries or school supplies or something and I started crying hysterically because I thought I would get pregnant. Yeah, that was stupid. I laugh about it now.

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