When I found out about sex and pregnancy, I could never get myself to believe that my parents could have done such a sickening thing. I had seen my mom visit the hospital a lot of times before my sister was born so I decided that my mom had got injected with my dad's sperm to get pregnant! See, there was a better way of doing things rather than having disgusting sex!!

Taby

I used to believe (from watching T.V.) that if you literelly slept with someone, as in a man and a woman who weren't related, slept in the same bed, the woman would get pregnant.

I used to go to a christian school, so I thought that God would see the two people, and think, 'oh, they're in the same bed, she will have a baby in 9 months!'

lol

The now athiest Alex (girl)

i used to think that a woman became pregnant when her vagina rubbed off splashes of pee left on the toilet seat by a man! how weird is that!

A very sheltered child

when my mum was pregnant with my little sister i asked my dad "how do you get pregnant" he replied you take a pill a pink one for a girl and a blue one for a boy!!!................

I wish it was as simple as that!!

Dharma

I was in Catholic school fourth grade in 1963, and most kids didn't know much about sex then. The nuns told us that you can not have a baby unless you were married. I asked my mom why that was, and she replied "That's the way God wants it!" So for some time, I believed that a person had to be married in order to get pregnant, even though I wasn't quite sure how babies were made.

Goldie

when I was really really young I accidently stumbled across some porn on TV playing with our new sattelite dish. I knew it was sex, and that sex made you pregnant. So for the next couple of weeks I'd stare at my belly in the mirror wondering if I was pregnant. I gave myself until my birthday in September and that if I hadn't grown a belly by then that I must not be pregnant. phew.

Alexis

I thought that every time you had sex you got pregnant so I was really grossed out that my parents had had sex 2 times!

Ekki

I used to believe it was impossible to have a baby unless you were married.

Anon

When I was but a youngster, I thought that babies spontaneously appeared a little while after a couple got married. After my aunt and uncle got married and didn't have a baby for a pretty long while, I got suspicious....

Sealflavoredgoop

i used to believe that when you want to have a baby you have to eat a lot of food you dont like and if you dont want to have a baby you have to have a seat belt on!

Anon

From the ages of 12 to 14, I believed that if I were bad, God could make me pregnant as punishment. I was terrified I'd become pregnant for just thinking bad thoughts, and my family would think I had sex. I always wondered how I would explain to them that I didn't have sex, I was just impregnated by God like the Virgin Mary. I don't know why I believed this, I knew how babies were made, and I wasn't religious, but the idea just popped into my head one day and stayed there. I had some crazy ideas back then...

Brandy

My mom used to tell me that babies were made when a man spit in a woman's wine glass.

a

When I was a child, I used to believe that women had seeds in their stomachs.
When a seed sprout, the belly grew and that meant the woman was pregnant and expecting a child.

Annette

I used to believe that if you slept in the bed nude, you could get pregnant!

haha

When I was younger I always thought that when my mom wanted a baby, she got one. And when it was born, her stomach split open and it came out. I always asked what happened to the cut, and i was told 'God' takes care of it. Then when i was about 9, I knew some what about sex, but not too much. I figured that a penis some how melted into the vagina (which was the name of the smooth front part of a women) and a baby was automatically made.

Will

When my next door neighbor and I were about 6 & 7, I asked her to ask her mom how babies were made & was very interested because my own mom said I was 'too young to know'. Her mom told her that the daddy feeds the mommy a seed. So after much thought on this, I determined that the mom was fed her seed from a pouch inside the dads cheek when they were kissing open-mouthed!

Anonymous

i thought sperm came out of a mans penis when they were sleeping and the sperm just walked into a womens vagina.

Anon

I always thought that women just had babies. No men or sex involved, babies just came at random times. That explained why the neighbor woman had a kid, but no husband, and why people were suprised when babies came. Made sense to me!

Andra

when i was little i had a childrens bible (you know, easy to read, censored, pictures.) Anyways, the children's bible refered to sex as "lying down with eachother". When i read about a woman being forced to "lie down" with a man, i'm all "That's not a punishment!". Then it said, "She soon gave birth to 14 children" I was worried cuz i used to lay next to my mom all the time!

still kinda worried

I used to think that eating watermelon seeds got you pregnant. When I ate one purpously to get pregnant, and I never did, I was crushed!

Amber