when i was little i used to think that when you got married and the man and wife kissed that was when the wife got pregnant. i thought the baby somehow came through the man's mouth, passed into the woman's, and then went into her stomach where it grew. one day i found out this wasn't true when i had an argument with my dad about how he must have been married four times.

Jessica

I thought to get pregnant that you had to have a wedding and get married to the man you wanted to get pregnant with...thus leading me to believe that my parents got married twice...

Anon

I used to believe (when i was about 5) that the way a women got pregnant was at the marriage: the priest says "you may now kiss the bride" and when they kiss she magically becomes pregant

Max Olivares

When I was really little, I used to think that you autmoatically got pregnant when you got married.
I never wanted to get married because I didn't want kids. Thankfully, it was all explained to be around the age of 7 or 8.

Anon

very like the lady with the beleif about the hindu neckband - only more scientific (im a bit autistic) i worked out that as women only had babies after marriage (showing my age eh!) there must be a very sensitive nerve in the ring finger which had a specific chemical receptor for gold and would send a message to the ladys womb to grow a baby when the ring was there. And that was why men couldnt have babies cos they didnt have that nerve in their finger. i was SO gutted when i found out i was wrong. i had it all figured out.

Chrissydontsurf

This is actually chronicled in a story I drew as a 5 year old...
I thought when a girl turned 20 she automatically got married to a random guy, and getting married caused her to automatically get pregnant. In my picture book I drew them falling in love, then walking out of the church with her hand on a bulging belly. Wow, I was messed up.

Angry Sar

I used to belive if you got married you got pregnant. now i know that I was WAAAAYYYY off!!

WeIrD

I used to believe that marriage caused pregnancy.

Michael

i use to belive that when you kissed your husband at you weding the special kiss at your wedding would make you pregnant

Anon

i used to believe that when two people got married, that when the man put the ring on the woman's finger, it made a baby begin to grow in her stomach then i thought the baby came out of the bellybutton so the mother had to pour food through her bellybutton to feed the baby while she was pregnant...

Kelsey

I used to believe that just getting married got a woman pregnant.

StarWarsNo.1Fan

When I was very young, I believed that women became pregnant just by getting married. It was very disturbing to me when I learned that my widowed great-aunt had a new boyfriend. I figured they would end up married, and something just didn't seem right about a 70-year-old woman having a baby.

Kasey'sMa

i thought that babies were made when the bride and groom kissed on their wedding day and that in order to have multible children, a couple had to get married multible times. i once asked my mom why my two older brothers werent the ring bearers when they had me.

jackie!

I used to believe that God automatically put a baby in a womans belly when she got married.

kat

When I was little I thought that as soon as I got married I would automatically become pregnant (yes I am a girl if my nickname has confused you =p)

Spoonboy

I belived that when you got married, the priest would give the bride a pregnancy-pill at the altar. Then an older boy in the neighbourhood told me what really happened, and I absolutely refused to belive that my parents had done such an awfull thing. When I understood that I had to accept the harsh realities, I was sure that at least they had done it in the bathroom, because of the organs involved..

singer

in cartoons or movies you usually see that after the wedding they get kids i used to think that when they kiss in the wedding that would do what sex would do(get you pregnant)

woosh

When I was a little kid I thought that you married someone you would instantly get pregnant. I told one of my friends that and she said: "Then I'm never going to marry someone"

Renate

I used to believe that a woman got pregnant by taking a pill that was in her wedding ring, and then she would have as many babies as she was supposed to have. I suppose I was watching "Underdog" with his magic energy pill, and hearing about "birth control pills".

Julie

When I was a kid I really believed that you kissed to get married and that the woman became pregnant from the kiss.

Now I know