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Brides become pregnant at the wedding

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i used to believe that when two people got married, that when the man put the ring on the woman's finger, it made a baby begin to grow in her stomach then i thought the baby came out of the bellybutton so the mother had to pour food through her bellybutton to feed the baby while she was pregnant...

Kelsey
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I used to believe (when i was about 5) that the way a women got pregnant was at the marriage: the priest says "you may now kiss the bride" and when they kiss she magically becomes pregant

Max Olivares
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When I was little I used to think that people got pregnant when they got married.

gavin
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When i was really young,
my dad told me that kissing
can get you pregnant.
That didn't stop me from
kissing boys.. But then when
i was about 16 years old
(i am now 19), i finally
understood what my dad meant =P silly me!!!

Chloee Stacy
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When I was little I thought that as soon as I got married I would automatically become pregnant (yes I am a girl if my nickname has confused you =p)

Spoonboy
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When I was young I always pictured the bride and groom kissing at the end of a wedding and then a baby would imediately be born in the church.

Anon
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When I was perhaps about 7 or 8 years old, I thought that when women got married they instantly became pregnant, and so I figured that all I ever had to do to keep from getting pregnant was to never get married.

Gina
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I don't recall at what age I learned the truth, but I do remember always thinking that right after a couple got married, they would hug and the woman would leave the alter with a full blown baby bump. I never actually thought of how it came out...but the hug is what got her pregnant, and only after marriage. haha.

Carolina
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As a small child I believed that when you got married you instantly became pregnant (this probably had something to do with being raised amongst mormon family who always popped out at least one immediatly after getting married).

Anon
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i used to think that as soon as the man said "you may kiss the bride" and they kissed the woman would get pregnant. cuz it seemed like they always would get pregnant right after!

chris
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I used to believe that the way you made babies was on your wedding which was your first kiss and you didn't have a choice of how many babies you had they just came out whenever they did.

Anon
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I used to believe that when you got married, and kissed then you would get pregnat and have a baby

Anon
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I used to believe that God automatically put a baby in a womans belly when she got married.

kat
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I used to believe that a couple would have a baby only if they got married and the priest would bless the bride to make her pregnant!

Anon
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When I was a little kid I thought that you married someone you would instantly get pregnant. I told one of my friends that and she said: "Then I'm never going to marry someone"

Renate
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I never believed in the stork or anything. I used to believe that when a couple got married, the wife would automatically become pregnant.

Em
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I used to believe that people got pregnant by kissing on their marriage day.

Maggie
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I used to believe that a woman would get pregnant when she kissed a man. That's why I said to my friend one day when we were about 6 "The only reason they have a man and woman kiss at their wedding is to get a baby started." She nodded. Apparently she had the same belief. I was corrected when I joined an internet forum a year later...

Haven't kissed anyone yet... just in case. (just kidding : P )
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I used to think that as soon as you got married and God saw that you were married He would let you have a baby.

Christina
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When I was little I thought you would get pregnant automatically if you got married. So one day I saw my parents' wedding picture and I was wondering why my mom wasn't pregnant.

Tory
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