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This is about my friend's brother's weird beleif...

When I was little, about 6, my friend and I were playing outside(we're both girls). My friend's brother (who is my age; my friend is 2 yrs younger) came outside and was talking to us and stuff. He said, "Yuck! You girls are sick! You're hugging each other!" We said "Ya so? We're best friends." (This is the embarrassing part) Then my friend and I kissed each other on the cheek to prove that we were friends. Her brother screamed and said "Now both you guys are going to have a baby!" He beleived that when you kissed someone, you'd get pregnant! I knew that was not how it worked, so I told him he was wrong.
He brough up his opinion later that year when us 3 again were chasing after 2 of the many stray cats in our town. He saw the two cats touch noses and thought they were kissing. After he saw this, he was extra enthusiastic about catching the cats because he wanted to keep all the baby kittens!

Anon
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for a while, i used to believe that oral sex was when people were kissing. so when i had my first kiss, i was afraid i would make my girlfriend pregnant. (i was young, and very stupid)

sean
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When I was in 4th grade , I wanted my parents to have another baby, so i said" Come on all you need to do is kiss each other on the mouth" cuz i thought people had sex and got pregnant just by kissing and using tongue.

christine
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I used to believe when a boy and a girl kissed something happened and the girl got pregnant!

Anon
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When i was young i thought that if you kissed a girl you would get pregnaunt

Eugene
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I used to believe that a woman got pregnant by kissing because my mom had said that my aunt got "too close" to a guy, and they had my cousin

Anon
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When i was little, i was interested as every child, where babies come from. So, seeing some grown-ups kissing, my mind came with this idea. Babies are born only in married couples, and the baby is concieved when the couple marry. So, when the guy kisses the girl, she bites the tip of his tongue and swallows it. After that, from that piece of tongue is the baby evolves.

Andrei
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i used to believe that kissing produces babies for couples!

sheena
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when i was around 4 yrs. old i thought that if a guy kisses me in the lips i would get pregnant

kiss
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when i was young boy i used to think when two people kissed, the female was pregnant, i was terrified if a boy every tryed to kiss me, i had alot of scary

nathn
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I used to believe that kissing was how a woman got pregnant. But, since an eskimo kiss is with your nose, I would ask my parents how eskimos can have babies.

Bri
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I used to belief that if you kissed a boy you would get pregnant...needless to say my first kiss was followed by horrendous concern.

Lunita
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My mom used to tell me that I would get pregnant from kissing a boy. YIKES!!

LInda
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When I was in second grade, I used to think that you could get pregnant by letting a boy kiss you. Well, at recess my "boyfriend" kissed me on the cheek and I didn't think anything of it...until I got back to class and my stomach started to hurt. Then I proceeded to roll around around the floor holding my stomach and hollering "I'm gonna have a baby, I'm pregnant and I'm gonna have a baby!!"

kissy kissy
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When I was about 6 or 7 I used to believe that when a guy kissed a girl that the girl whould get pregnant.

Christopher
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When I was younger, I thought the sperm traveled in the mouth of a women when kissing, but soon I found out that it wasn't true

clueless kid
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I used to believe that my mother would have another baby whenever a man would give her a kiss. During the holidays relatives would visit, and as they entered the house, give my mom a kiss on the cheek. I remember thinking "oh no!" here comes another brother or sister.

This is all funny to me these days.

Stan Mierzwa
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I used to hang out with this boy who lived next door to my family. He was the same age as myself and we called each other "boyfriend and girlfriend" a lot. Anyway, we were about the age 8 or 9 when we started "playing house"... One time he kissed me on the cheek and told me he would be home late for work on one of the house playing games. I remember freaking out for about a week thinking he got me pregnant...only because I used to think "kissing" made babies.

Someone.
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when i was about 6 i used to think that if you french kissed a boy then a girl could get pregnant

jessica
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When I was little, I saw the episode of "I Love Lucy" in which Lucy is giving birth. As Lucy and Ricky are in the hospital, Ricky's sitting on the bed next to his wife, acting all happy and joyful, and they kiss. Then the nurse walks in and says something like, "No kissing. That's what got you into this mess in the first place." This lead me to believe that you got pregnant by kissing. Only for a short while, however, after which I forgot about it.

Anon
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