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I was 5 when my mom was pregnant with my sister. She used to tell me that the stork brought the babies to the hospital and that the hospital roof would open up and that was how the stork delivered the babies. She told me that her belly was full of gas and that when she went to the hospital the doctor would fix it and give her a baby.

Colleen
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when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby

kl
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I used to think when I was about 5 that when you gave birth the baby would come out of your tiny pee hole and not your actual vagina. I was so scared of having a baby that I literally considered becoming a nun when I was only 5.

Anon
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When I was little, I thought when you were at your wedding, right after you said "I do", you needed to have a baby.

Demi
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When i was little i thaught that the man had to stick his penis into the womans vagina in the hospital room so that the baby would have somthing to hold on to on the way out.

Benny
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Well....I probably have the same belief as many people,babies came from thier moms belly button.I believed that until i saw a video of a duck laying an egg,then i thought it came out of their behind.I soon went back to the first bellieve.

Anon
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I used to beleive when it was time for the baby to come (I thought they were in the stomach, not the you know what) that you would have to cut open their stomach and pull it out. Sadly, I never thought about how they came. I guess I guessed they just grow by themselves. So I was very afraid to have a baby. I even cried one day and told my dad I don't want to have a baby.

No baby 4 me
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I used to believe giving birth meant a woman accidentally pooping a baby out.

number...3?
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I used to believe that babies came out of a womans belly button.

Anon
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i used to think if a woman pressed her belly button she would have a baby! then once i pressed my moms belly button and nothing happened so i said 'Mommy youre broken!' then i started crying!

AND i used to think until i was 12 that babys came out the back!

LOL
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When I was born my mother shocked a nurse by declaring how ugly I was. She explained that she did it so the evil spirits would not take me away. That nurse probably thought Mom was insane.

NOT ugly!
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i used to believe that adults never gave birth and you just appeared with your family where you were supposed to live.

Anon
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I thought that babies would just rip out of the mothers stomach. i was horrified of pregnancy for awhile and i wondred why only some women got surgery for pregnancy.

Anon
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I used to believe that when a pregnant lady's water broke, i pictured her doing something normal, like shopping in a grocery store, and then a flood would come from under her dress and we would all be ankle-deep in water, so whenever i saw a pregnant lady, i tried to run away from "the flood."

qwerty
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i used to believe that when a girl was pregnant, if she went to take a poop, the baby would fall in the toilet.

scotty
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I used to think that babies came out of your belly button, that's why you became and outtie when you were pregnant beccause the baby was coming out very slowly and the woman's belly button would grow to a full 1 year old baby size, So I was in third grade right? And I was hanging out with this new girl who had moved in a cross the street (She was in sixth grade)
And I told her where i thought babies came from and she said "No, they come out from your peehole" So I was thinknig that you were supposed to go to the bathroom and pee the baby out whenever you wanted to. So for a few years after that I always checked after I went to the bathroom to see if I had accidentally dropped a baby in there ! XD

Venti V.
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My friend and I were talking one day when her daughter (age 5) walked up and asked "How does a baby get out of a mommy's tummy?" My friend stifled a laugh and said "There's a special hole that the baby comes out through." Her daughter thought for a moment and said "Is it this one?" (pointing at her belly button). "No," my friend said.

"Is it this one?" (pointing at her bum)

"No," said my friend, seeing where this is going.

"Is it this one?" the girl asked, pointing at her *ahem* pee-pee.

"Yes, it is."

"OK." She said, and walked off. About 3 minutes later, she came back in with this really confused look on her face and said "Mommy, that's a really small hole."

"Well, honey, it stretches."

"OOHHHHH!"

Anon
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I thought that babies came out of our butts until waaaay too late in life o.O

Tina
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When my mom was pregnant with my little brother my mom and dad were standing in the kitchen playing around and my dad joked that he would punch my mom on the stomach and make the baby pop out. "Where does the baby pop out from?" I asked my mom and she said "A little trap door." For many years later I beleived that women had a cellar door with hinges and a ring to pull that would pop open and dump the baby out.

Sam
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I used to believe that babies were originally baby birds. The parents would have to climb a tree and grab a random bird from a nest and train it to be human!

Naina
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