my grandma told me that babys came out of ure belly button and i belived her

Anon

i used to believe that me and my two older brothers were all in my mom's womb at once and that her giving birth to us was like a card game.who ever lost first would be out! in other words, my oldest brother wasnt a good card player!

Anon

When i was 5 i thought babbies came out of your butt, and every time you poop the hole got bigger so you could have a babby.

Amy

I used to believe that the baby came out of the female's posterior.

StarFanNo.1

I used to think that when women gave birth the baby would just come directly outta the stomach. Like the stomach would just rip open or something hehe.

Anon

I was told that I came out of my mom's stomach (which I did-- I was a C-section). I thought that all babies came out of there mother's stomachs. I'm not sure when I learned the truth.

Jessy

I used to believe that babies where born through your belly button!

no name no name whit

when I was a kid I used to believe that when a baby was born it would come out in parts and you had to put it together. Like you had to collect all the pieces and put them together

Hannah

I used to think that if someone was close to giving birth, it is very dangerous to go to the toilet because you never know when you will poop the baby out together with the poop into to bowl.

Banana

I always thought babies came out with poop...therefore the pregnant mothers would sit on the toilet bowl with a net so that it could catch the baby with all the poop! eew?

Jenkins

When I was little I thought that babies came out thier mom's butt. Boy was I wrong!

Anon

When I was three my brother was born. Having been the only child till then I decided I didn't like him so I asked my mom if she could go back to the doctor so they could put him back in. I believed that there was a special door in all mommies tummies and the doctors had the key and when the mom wanted to have her child she'd go to the doctor and he'd open the door and take the baby out and that was that. My mom just laughed at me.

Hisui

wen i was 4, long before my parents explained the birds and the bees, i thought babiescame out through your mouth. i believed that from wen i was 4 till i about 6 and a half.

Laura

I used to believe babys came from your belly button.

Britt

when i was 4 or 5 i used to believe that babies were born from your belly button.

katie

When I was little, my pregnant mom told us that when it was time for her to have the baby she would be able to pick one out at the hospital. I was so confused but I still believed her even though I knew that there was a baby inside her. So I thought that when she had the baby at the hospital all the babies were put together and the mommies could pick which baby they liked. Then when I saw on T.V. that babies came out from between the legs, I thought that they put the baby back inside the mom and had her push it out.

Amy X

I used to believe that when women wanted to have babies, their heads would be cut open and the baby would come out through it and then they would be stiched back up. i just didn't want to believe the real way.

kt

I thought women gave birth through some separate passage (not the vagina) that appears and opens up on the front of the belly, and closes and disappears after. I thought this because I know babies came from their mummy's tummy, and some misleading info from my mum, something about a 'cave' opening up...

Citrusponge (hihihi)

I used to think that babies came from the moms belly button. I was such a dork.

sam