When I was younger, my mum told me that babies came out of your belly button. One day ni school all the girls were talking about 'when babies are born' and they all started giggling like mad. Me, as stubborn as I am, stood up and said ''what are you laughing at. Whats so funny about a bellybutton'' Now, this really increased the laughter volume!!

Up D Rebel!!

When i was little, I had a friend over. Out of no where, sah asks my mom how babies came out of a mommy. Well, my mother knowing it wasn't her job to tell her the WHOLE story simple said that they came out of the belly botton. Until about 4th grade, my friend never knew the truth!

Em

My little brother used to believe that if a baby was born in canada it would be white, if it was born in africa it would be black, etc...

Sisi

When I was in the fourth grade or so a friend and I were in a very serious discussion about how a baby was born. It was very confusing since we knew the baby grew in the mothers stomach and came out between her legs. We concluded that the baby had to pass through her entire small and large intenstine and that was why labours were so long and painful. But there was also the matter of the baby being digested while being born. I then realized that the baby grew in the mothers womb and that was what protected it from being hurt from stomach acid and what not!

Courtney

I used to think that when someone had a baby the doctors ripped it out of your stomach and if you had a seasection that made you sit on a toilet and crap it out

Nate

My brother believes that in order to give birth, her leg has to be lifted into the air then pushed back behind her head. The baby then pops right out.

Anon

I used to believe that babies would come out of women's behinds - it seemed far more suitable for that purpose than the the hole they use for peeing.

It wasn't until 5th grade that I learned the truth.

Baumi

i used to think babies came outta your butt and the baby might fall into the toilet while u were doing your buisness...

erin

When I was little, I thought you had to sign a form to have a baby delivered. I thought that babies were really carried to the mum's by a bird, that the mum pressed her belly button when the baby was ready.

Me

I used to believe that all births were C-section and all mid-wives had the expertise to perform a C-section.
Also believed that women gave birth to boys while men gave birth to girls.(Balance in nature) Weird ??

Anon

I was born by C-Section, and I had always known how that worked, so assumed that all babies were born by C-Section. When I was 5, my friend's little sister was born (vaginally) I wanted to go and watch so I could watch because I wanted to see her mom's insides.

Joanna

When i was young . I used to think that your mum had to chop her leg off, have her baby and stitch her leg back on!!

Anon

i used to believe that when you gave birth, the baby would come out of your anal hole!!! eeeeeeeeuw!

not existing

When I was born my mother had to have a c-section. For years I didn't know what c-section was. I remember one day I saw her scar on her stomach. I thought the only way for the baby to come out was the doctor had to cut the mommy's stomach open and take the baby out.

Sarah

my m8 used 2 believe that he came out of his moms belly button wen he was born. lol

blonde in the mind

When I was three years old my mom was pregnant. The doctor and everyone thought the baby was going to be a boy. But my mom gave birth to a girl. When I heard that I said "Well, it can still be a boy."

Anon

This ones for my little sister. util abut her late 20's she belived that labor day is when everyone went in to lobour

Anon

I used to believe when ppl had babies and died in labor they thought their kid was ugly and didnt want to be seen with it so they died.

Alyssa and Emily Albercht

When I was little I used to believe that when a lady was ready to have her baby that it came out of her mouth! Then I thought, well hey, it must have been easy for my mom because she has a big mouth!

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