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When I was five,in kindergarten,my friends and I used to pretend to have babies by placing a baby doll under our shirts,then one girl would play the doctor and pretend to cut open our stomach to get the baby out! This idea of how the baby came out and that it came from a woman's stomach went on until perhaps 6th grade

Glowworm
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When I was really, really little I used to think that when a woman got pregnant she waited until the baby was ready and then pressed her bellybutton and the baby would pop out!

Katie
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When I was about 6 I asked my mom if babies came out of your belly-button. She told me that they came out of a place lower than that, so for the next month or so, I spent my time trying to find a place between my belly-button and my underwear where a baby would come out!

Caroline
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I used to believe that mothers gave birth to there kids by pooping them out

Anon
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i used to think when a woman had a baby the man would stick his penis in and the baby would grab on while the man pulls it out

kram notlwonk
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i used 2 believe that babies came out of your belly button and when you kissed a boy you had a baby

amber chacon
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I 'used' to believe that LABOR DAY was when all the pregnant women had their 'labor' pains. lol

melissa in san diego
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I used to believe that babies came out through the mother's mouth...like, i thought that the mother just vomitted up a baby one day when the baby got so big that it couldn't fit in her belly anymore. i remember being little & thinking, "well, how ELSE do they get out of there?"

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My first grade art teacher was pregnant, and after she left school to have the baby, some other girls and I found out somehow that it had been a 'difficult birth.' We all knew the facts of life, but one smartypants wisely told us that there were two ways to have a baby, and something about the baby 'coming out the wrong way'. Not being able to imagine anything like a cesarian and using perfect little kid logic, we decided that this meant that you could have a baby vaginally, or anally, anal birth being especially bad–like 10 times worse than having to take a really big dump.

butt baby
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OK, my husband thought that babies are born from a birth canal, which is separate from where babies are actually born, but never knew exactly where the birth canal was! I had to be the one to explain it to him at 30 years of age!

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I used to believe that babies were born through the lower back in the lumbar region - just above the ass!

gotoneros
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My fiancees Mum was mortified when she was pregnant with him and took his older brother shopping - he announced to a crowded shop that his new brother or sister would be coming out of his mummy's magic hole soon = he was referring to her bellybutton!

S
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when i was younger, that babies were born by tearing their way out of the mother's stomach, and everytime my mom was pregnant i always tried to find the scar and there was nothing, it confused me for years.

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my son who was born by c-section asked me one day how he was born. i explained to him that they cut him out thru my stomach and then they stitched me back up afterwards. he then always wondered how big was that sewing machine.

mother of a genius
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I think I was about 5 when I asked my mom where babies came from. She promptly told me that babies come from a woman's birth canal. For some reason, at this point in my childhood, that answer sufficed and I did not ask her anymore questions. But for years after I thought that the birth canal was in a woman's arm and that IVs where used somewhere in the process of getting pregnant and/or giving birth.

Anon
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I once asked my Mom where babies came from and since she wasn't ready to explain female anatomy to me yet, she told me they came out of the woman's butt. I'm still scarred by that idea to this day.

brad
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when i was little i thought that when a lady gave birth she had the baby thorugh her belly button!

Phragm(uk)
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When I was little I used to think that babies came out of the bum hole.
lol what did I know

Dee
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I used to believe that babies came through the mouth of mommies.

Patricia
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I don't remember where I thought babies came from, but I have distinct memories of when I was about 5 and some kids in nursery school were playing with dolls, pretending the doll was havin a baby and they were doctors. They apparently thought all babies were born by caesarian section - one of the boys pretended to sew the doll up and another kid said "James, you forgot to take the baby out!"

Rachel
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