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I thought that all babies had to be delivered by cutting open the mother's stomach. After all how else was that huge thing supposed to get out.
Anonymous
My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.
When I was very young, I thought babies were born out of their mother's armpit. No idea how I came to that conclusion....
Jay
This is actually from my 4 year old son. A friend was pregnant and he got to feel the baby move. He was very interested in the whole thing. When the baby was born I told him he could meet the baby that he got to feel moving and he asked if the mom had barfed out the baby. He was sure that she ate the baby and then barfed it out!
Matt's Mom
I thought babies came out of your navel when they were ready to be born. (Probably would have been more comfortable!)
Also, my 4 older sisters had me convinced that everytime a girl had intercourse they got pregnant.
Koye
When I was little, I always heard the phrase "babies come from mothers' tummies"- I took this to mean that the baby grew in the stomach. And I always thought that in order to be born, babies needed to come out of the mothers mouths- after all, how on earth could they come out between the legs? I had quite the horrible mental image of ladies with babies coming out of their mouths.
Erin
My friend Geoffry told me that babies were born by the man putting his willy inside the woman. The baby would then grab hold with both hands and be pulled out. I have never been so disgusted.
Steph
in my early life i was under the impression that babies somehow morphed their way through their mummy's tummy when 'born'. i didn't ever think of the specifics...
shube
i used to believe babies were born through anus. only after i found out what the other hole's for, i held firm that believe
18 june 1975
I thought that babies were born out of your bellybutton (couldn't think of anywhere else they pop out of!)
Hattie
My mother when she told me that when pregnant with me she had a craving for mars bars so when I was born I was covered in mars bars. I told this to everyone at school till I was about 11.
Kirsty
Up until I was ten I thought that babies were born wearing a knitted bobble hat and a cardigan. Girls had pink and boys had blue - which is how their mummy's knew what sex they were when they popped out.
Jeremy
I used to believe that a pregnant woman could be pregnant again before giving birth, so I wondered if the second baby could be born before the previous one.
Adriana
My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.
Kate
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