Once when I was seven or eight years old, my mom asked me if I knew where (on the body) babies come from. "Yeah," I said, "your butt."

cory

I used to believe that babies were born from eggs (dinosaur eggs) and they would sit on them and keep them warm until they were ready to hatch

naish

I used to think that to have a baby, the doctors had to cut your tummy open. Needless to say, I swore never to get pregnant.

Foxy

My friend convinced me when I was about six that the way we got hair on our heads was that as we came out our mothers vagina that her pubic hair got stuck to our heads... Too bad if you mum had a brazillian!!

Penny

I used to think that a turkey baster was for giving birth. I don't know why I did, but I did. So needless to say I was horrifed when a family friend gave my mum a turkey baster for her birthday (at the end of October).

Nikki

When I was little I watched Doc Hollywood with my mom and I was freaked when the lady gave birth in the car. I told my mom that I don't want to go through that, and that I would just go to people who just gave birth and ask if they wanted to keep their babies. I believed they would actually give them to me too.

Anon

When I was 4 my mum gave birth to my sister in a home-birth. I slept through the birth (it was 9.30, well past my bedtime!) but I was woken up to meet my new sister. Naturally I was quite excited as I went downstairs to find my parents sitting with the mid-wife and a close friend. The friend (a man) was holding my sister, and I refused to believe it was my mums baby; I thought she was hiding my sister from me. I figured the friend must have been also had a baby on the same night!
The only other thing I remember of that night is roasting chestnuts on an open fire. I find it hard to believe these memories are the same night but im sure they were.

Artemesia

I believed that children were born from a hole between a woman's breasts. I thought the hole appeared over time, which was why I didn't have one.

VZG

I used to believe that when the mom gave birth, the baby would come out of her belly button

lynn

When i was little i used to believe that imbelical cords were fuzzy and rainbow. I'm not sure why, but that's what i thought.

rainbow

I Used to believe that at the time of delivery baby were born by cutting the stomach of the women and wen the baby is out ...the doctor wld stich the stomach again..hehe

rahul

im 13 now and a few years ago i was round my friends house talking about pregnancy and i thought that babys came out of arses, i was shocked when he asked his grandad... he burst into laughter.

yeah, im really going to onlinefully humiliate myself

Hm.. I always thought that babys came out of the butt :D

Anon

i always had this image in my head of the doctor tying the pregnant woman to a pole, sawing open her stomach and opening it with a handle and then the baby came out.

Oops!

I saw a mother giving birth on TV when I was 4.That's when I started to believe that babies were actually born from a woman's butthole, and it's also very dangerous for a pregnant lady to poo ...because when a pregnant lady has a bad case of constipation, she might accidentally poo her baby out.

Tomoyo

When i was about in third grade i used to think that when a baby was born it just popped out of the mother's belly button..... 0.0

shannon

babys came out of belly buttons

Anon

I used to think that babies came out of the bellybutton of the mother, and babies didnt have ubilical chords. The doctors would cut open the bellybutton, then they would tie it up again.

Stevensonbak

i actually thought babies just ripped through ur stomach when they were born and that's why all those women on tv screamed during birthing scenes

Brooke

I used to believe (until about a month ago) that you could give yourself an abortion by pulling the baby out of you.

Maho