Until I reached 13, and sex-ed class explained how it really worked; I believed that somehow babies came out of their mommies belly button. I just couldn't figure out how it opened up.

KellyGirl

My wife thought that, in order to give birth, the woman would have her head cut off, and the doctor would sew it on after the delivery. Since the neck was the only "hole" that would be large enough to pass a baby through, this seemed to make sense to her.

Jeff

I used to believe that babies were born by a doctor opening the mother's tummy like a little door.

Kaylie

when i was small my friend told me that lesbians can have kids but the kid can only be a girl and her skin will be pink and gays can have a boy and his skin will be blue and i kind a believed her...

liz

My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.

Kate

i used to believe that babies came from their mothers ass' and they wouldn't drink breast milk they would drink ass milk.

cindy lou who

i used to believe that when a baby was born it came out of a pin prick sized hole in the clitorous, OUCH!

Jexy.

i used to believe that babies came from he stalk. being quite interested by the idea of a giant bird brining a baby, i excitedly waited outside in the middle of the night when i found out my mum was pregnany. how disappoinyed i was when i saw the video of her in labor later on!! where was the big bird??

PEACE IS THE WAY, NO WAR!

i used to believe when you had a baby it would come out of the belly button

cortni

When I was younger, I always thought that a baby came out with their own individual blanket...I finally learned the truth at about 8 years old

melissa

I used to believe that when a mum was pregant she would press her belly button and the baby would pop out of it. But she could only do this when her belly had grown.

H

I used to believe that babies were born through their mother's belly button.

Jen

Once when I was seven or eight years old, my mom asked me if I knew where (on the body) babies come from. "Yeah," I said, "your butt."

cory

i used to think that babies came out of the moms belly button up until 3 and a half years ago when i was in 3rd grade and my 6th grade friend V told me that they came from "somewhere else" now im in 6th grade and i still think they should come throgh the belly button..............




.......ew

step away from the game consoles

i used to believe that adults never gave birth and you just appeared with your family where you were supposed to live.

Anon

I thought babies came out of the mother’s bellybutton.

EJ

When I was little I thought babies came form the rear end. I didn't find out where they actually come from until i was in seventh grade.Very sad.

Emmy

I used to think that babies came from the moms belly button. I was such a dork.

sam

I used to think that when women gave birth the baby would just come directly outta the stomach. Like the stomach would just rip open or something hehe.

Anon

For several years, between the ages of about seven and eleven, I believed my sister when she told me my Uncle Bob wasn't born until he was 21. I used to worry over how he lived inside her and about how she gave birth to him.

Cathryn the Gullible!