I used to believe that to give birth you simply pressed your belly button and the baby popped out! If only it were that easy!! well why else would it be called a 'button'! Also at a different stage in my life I was worried that the baby might accidently pop out while you were on the toilet!!

x~naive child~x

Up until I was 13 I seriously used to believe when a woman had a child, that it came from the OTHER hole in her body, I always wished to never have kids, because of that.

Anon

I am the oldest of three girls; my mother had all of us via c-section. It wasn't until sitting in my 7th grade health class seeing a LIVE birth during sexual education that I realized that not all babies are born through surgery!

Anon

Until maybe I was in grade 6, I used to believe that babies "came out" through the anus. I think about it sometimes & laugh at my stupidity.

Sid

When I was between kindergarden and 2nd grade I use to think the baby would come out of the belly bottun

LeeAnn

As a child I believed that a woman birthed her babies through her mouth. I was very concerned as to how a mother could breathe as she was pushing a baby out of her mouth. Thankfully, my mother cleared this up for me (after chuckling a while over my misconception).

athena

my little brother is 7 and he still thinks that baby's come out of the mommies belly button! so he lays on his back and tells me to pull the baby out of his belly button! he even makes noises as if a woman would? he's watched way to many movies!!

kimberly

I used to believe that babies came out of your nose

bethany Balwdin

I used to believe that babies came out of womens belly buttons

Matt

I USED TO BELIVE THAT YOUR MUM WOULD GO IN HSPITAL WITH A FAT BELLY AND DOCTERS WOULD JUMP ON HER TILL THE BABY POPED OUT OF HER BELLY.

LOUISE

I used to believe that babies were pooped out of their mothers.

Tommy

I'll keep it short...

I thought that babies came out of their mothers belly buttons.

J

When I was little i used to think that women had babies out of their belly buttons!

Kelly

I used to think that when babies were born, they come out of women's mouths!!!!

Annonymous

I used to think that when babies were born they came out of the belly button.

Camille

I used to think that all babies were born in the middle of the night.

Kelly

I used to believe that woman gave birth through their bottoms and if they forced a poo too hard while pregnant they might accidentally give birth in the toilet and unknowingly lose their baby.

Anon

When my little brother was about 10 years old he came up to my sister and I and asked us with the most seriousness if babies came out of the woman's butt. I think we laughed at first but then realized that he didn't know that there were other holes on the female body and seriously thought that babies were pooped out! We tease him about it to this day even though he denies ever thinking it!

Anon

While coaching a youth hockey program over the summer, an argument broke out among a group of 6 year olds on where babies came from. One child, among with a few of his friends believed that kissing is what got people pregnant. Meanwhile the other child was arguing that having a baby was random and that the woman pooped out the baby and the "type of baby it was depended on what the mother ate that day"

i couldnt help but laugh

Anon

A friend of mine believed that children were born out by the ass. 

Demostenes