I used to believe that babies came from an open door in your tummy...literally! My mother told me that once and it wasn't until sex ed that I found out it wasn't true. I remember feeling indignant about the truth! *laughs*

lillithmaiden

when i was little i thought that when a lady gave birth she had the baby thorugh her belly button!

Phragm(uk)

I used to believe that babies were born through the lower back in the lumbar region - just above the ass!

gotoneros

When I was a kid,
I thought women gave
birth thru their butt.
Imagine if that were true!
Ouch!!

Jim

i used to believe that babies came out of your belly button . . . now i know better . . .

dumdum

i used to believe that when you gave birth, the baby would come out of your anal hole!!! eeeeeeeeuw!

not existing

I used to believe that all births were C-section and all mid-wives had the expertise to perform a C-section.
Also believed that women gave birth to boys while men gave birth to girls.(Balance in nature) Weird ??

Anon

When I was in 1st grade I thought that babies came out of the woman's belly button.

J.L.

When I was little I thought that babies came out of the same hole that your poo does, and always wondered how you kept them from getting poo all over them when you gave birth...

Anon

I used to believe that babies came out of a woman's stomach, that the skin would just break and the baby would come out that way. I would stuff pillows and baby dolls up my shirt when I was little, and would act like they were coming out of my stomach when I "had them"

deborah

I used to think that babies popped out of the mothers stomach, through her belly button.

Shannon

I was told that I came out of my mom's stomach (which I did-- I was a C-section). I thought that all babies came out of there mother's stomachs. I'm not sure when I learned the truth.

Jessy

When i was little I used to think that babies came from your belly button and I was afraid to get older casue then i would have to have a baby from my belly button.

Sarah

My mum always told us that when my brother was born he was "born in a black bag". I still don't really know what that means, I guess it was some membrane or something, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bin-liner which is how I always imagined it as a child. I always wondered how they got the bin-liner in there in the first place and then how my brother knew to climb inside it when he was only an unborn baby.

"Born in a black bag"'s sister.

I always was under the impression as long as i could remember that the only way to deliver babies was from the buttonhole cause that was the only hole in the female's body i had presumed.

Anon

When I was little I used to think that when babies were born they came out of the butt...me and my friend used to argue about it. Of course I thought I was right!

Angela

When I was little, I always knew that babies came out of a moms belly..not sure if i knew how it got there or anything, but thats beside the point...anyways I thought babies were born through a bellybutton...

Anon

I used to think babies came out of tummies. Also that if I pooped, I would poop a baby.

Kitty Lover

I believed that as soon as babies were born, they were able to crawl. I believed this until I was 25, got pregnant, and took a parenting class.

Joy

Like a lot of other kids I believed that babies were either brought by a stork or purchased from a special baby market.
I talked to a fully pregnant lady when I was about 6 and was a little shocked that a full-size baby would live in someone's belly like that.

Anon