My cousin use to believe that babies came out of your belly buttom

Anon

When I was four my mom was pregnant with my brother. I asked how the baby would get out of her belly. She was going to have a C-section, so she said the doctors would open her belly like a zipper and take the baby out. She also explained that other babies came out of their mommy's "bottom". So, for years, I thought babies were pooped out.

Teresa

I was a very modest little girl but knew where the babies came out. That wasnt nearly as horrifying to me as much as the thought that everyone saw me naked coming out. So I was of the belief that babies came out already clean & wrapped in a blanket, like, straight out of there! And I was so embarassed to find out I was indeed naked!!

Anonymous

My dad used to tell me that when mom was pregnant with me, she used to eat noodle soup every night and she ate so much of it I was born with a noodle on my head. When I was little, I used to introduce myself saying, "Hi. My name is _____ and I was born with a noodle on my head!" It made sense - since babies came out of their mommy's tummy!

little_person

I used to believe that babies where born through your belly button!

no name no name whit

I used to think a woman gave birth by the doctor cutting her stomach open, i had no idea that there was more than two holes down there...

Sesection

When i was younger, i used to think that babies came out of the belly button. and i would always wonder why men couldnt have children

Anon

When I was a child, i used to belive that a baby comes out from mom's navel not vagina, until I studied biology in school

Anon

I believed that children were born from a hole between a woman's breasts. I thought the hole appeared over time, which was why I didn't have one.

VZG

When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.

Molly

When I was 6, I used to believe babies went out of the belly, but never from below.I believe there was not another passage.

I understood when I was 7.

Arthureuh

i used to believe that when you had a baby it came from your anus and everytime you pooped the hole would get bigger so a baby could fit out of it later on

Anon

I used to believe that giving birth must be a lot like pooping - you take a deep breath, push real hard, and something comes out!

nrs

I always believed that babies came out of womens bottoms. Don't ask me why!?

Anon

I met a Chinese girl who until the age of 20 thought that babies came out of a woman's belly-button!

Jamie Benning

when i was small, i tot woman gave birth thru their belly-buttons..

chLoE

when i was about 5, i thought when the baby comes out, it comes out of your mouth

Anon

I used to belive that when a woman is giving birth, the baby goes out through the belly button.

Kate

When i was younger i used to think that babies came out of the belly button( boy was i wrong)

(*someone*)

i used 2 believe babies were born through your belly button

bex