Because everyone told me babies were always born in hospitals I used to believe babies could only be born in hospitals and by caesarean section.

Anon

When I was about 7 or so and I had just learnt about masturbation I though that the good feeling that came from that was what giving birth felt like, and women screamed and moaned because of the nice feeling.

Red-eyed Hedgehog

When I was about 4 or 5 I used to think that babies came out of your belly button!

Jayne Pickard

when my mom was pregnant with my sister i was 3 years old and i was really scared becasause i thought my mom was dying cuz i could hear her screaming from the delivery room.

Anon

when i was little i thought the mom pooped out the baby

wirelessmofo

i always thought that if a woman was pregnat the doctor would cut open there stomach and sew it together and i vowed to myself that i would NEVER get pregnat

oppsie doodles

I used to believe that a woman would have her baby through her belly button!
I was upset when I found out after birth, a belly button wasn't useful!

BellyButtonLint

When i was little i believed that when u were giving birth, they would cut your stomach open and the baby would come out. Then they would glue you back together

elm0

I used to think that babies were born out of their mother's bellybuttons.

Nuri

that men had boy babies and women had girl babies

leohauoli

I have always believed that babies comes out of the ass....I thought that untill I was 12 years old.... I am now 16 and some how that subject is always popping up from time to time!

Smith

I used to think that babies came out of your belly button. Even after I had read all the books. Little did I know that that wasnt true.

Melissa

Babies came out of the mother's belly button!

Anon

I used to believe women give birth to newborns from their anuses while pooping in a toilet.

Anon

I used to think that babies came out of the bellybutton of the mother, and babies didnt have ubilical chords. The doctors would cut open the bellybutton, then they would tie it up again.

Stevensonbak

I thought, up untill age seven, that babies wer born through the mother's belly button!

Idiot

i used to believe that when a woman has a baby it came out of her bellybutton. My mother told me that when the baby was ready the nurse would press really hard on the mothers stomach and the baby would pop out. How mortifies was I when my younger cousin (of three years) said 'No they don't they come out of here' (pointing smartly at the said area) I began to cry!!!

Anon

I used to believe that babies came out of your butt so I thought that pregnant women couldnt poopie or the babie would come out!

Alex

My mates used to think, being males, that babies came from a Women's arsehole, and not here vagina.

contrary to their belief, when they discovered that a women indeed had a vagina and that was where the children came from, they were very shocked.

I personally cant imagine a child pushing its way out of anyones arse, Can you?

Il Fuce

i used 2 believe that babies came out of your belly button and when you kissed a boy you had a baby

amber chacon