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i remeber when i was about 5 thinking that a cesarian was like a jigsaw.... they would cut out bits of ur stomach, get the baby out, then put the bits bak together again..... i had no idea wat the real thing was really like!!

sam
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I used to belive that Child birth is thru the Ass. This belief was still upto my age of 15.

VijayaKumar.M
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A while ago, i used to think that babies just came out of your stomachs. Then, when i was 9, i found out where they REALLY came from. Well, when we started 'family life' in 4th grade i always thought they would show it and they never did. So i thought "i pretty juch know all the basics so i doubt they would ever show it" Well, i was wrong. A month ago they showed it in our health class. I know I'm in 8th grade and I should have been prepared to see this, but it was just nasty and too fast.

Andrea
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when i was 5 i used to believe that babys came out your arse
lol :)

donna rowland
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I used to think that babies came out of a momma's belly button so every time my little sister and I played dolls, and one of the dolls had a baby we weould stick that baby doll under the shirt and like pull it out quickly so it looked as if it wasn't in the shirt and it actually came out of the dolls belly button.
[lol]

molly
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when i was 4 or 5 i used to believe that babies were born from your belly button.

katie
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I used to believe babys came from your belly button.

Britt
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wen i was 4, long before my parents explained the birds and the bees, i thought babiescame out through your mouth. i believed that from wen i was 4 till i about 6 and a half.

Laura
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I always thought babies came out with poop...therefore the pregnant mothers would sit on the toilet bowl with a net so that it could catch the baby with all the poop! eew?

Jenkins
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When i was 5 i thought babbies came out of your butt, and every time you poop the hole got bigger so you could have a babby.

Amy
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my grandma told me that babys came out of ure belly button and i belived her

Anon
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I recently went on a holiday with a friend to see her nan, pop and Aunt Angie. Angie has two kids, Ellie (4 yrs old) and Norton (5 yrs old). Ellie has one of those pregnant barbies, where you can spin her big tummy around and a baby is in there. Well, one day, Norton came up to Angie and us holding the pregnant barbie, and asked Angie if that was how him and Ellie were born. We all laughed as Angie replied, "That's right, when I was at the hospital they just flipped my tummy and you were in there!"

Terri
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I Used to believe that at the time of delivery baby were born by cutting the stomach of the women and wen the baby is out ...the doctor wld stich the stomach again..hehe

rahul
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I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.

Anon
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I used to think that babies come out through your mouth.

Anon
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i thoght babies came out of your mouth

Anon
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When I was about 8 or 9 I used to believe that when a woman gave birth her stomach would rip open and the doctors would have to sew them back together.

Melissa
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i used to believe that babies came out of your belly button on a plastic tray. was i shocked or what when i had my son! heehee

lou
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I used to believe that when babies were born, they came out of the mothers mouth.

Christy-Shane
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I used to believe that a storke would deliever babies but when I actually was old enough to see the really way a baby was born... I was feeling a bit stupid.

Bethy
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