i used to belive that when a woman had a baby it came out of your butt

john

I used to believe that the baby came out of the female's posterior.

StarFanNo.1

Already having known how babies are born, my older brother once told me when I was about 9 that the doctor would have to put his penis in me (vaginally) if I was pregnant, because otherwise, the baby would not be able to fit through.

Bonnie

i always had this image in my head of the doctor tying the pregnant woman to a pole, sawing open her stomach and opening it with a handle and then the baby came out.

Oops!

Up until I was a Freshman in high-school, I thought babies came out of a woman's butt.

Don

when I was little I used to think that when a women had a baby it came out of bum! wow! didnt I look a twonk in sex education!

joelp

I used to believe that my mom gave birth to me because she hugged my dad at the wedding and that how she got pregnant! I ended up telling all of my friends and then they thought they all knew how babys were born!

Anon

I used to really like bees (untill they started to sting me) When I asked what happened when people had sex my mom said the woman would have a baby I automatically thought it was a bee that lived by the bay.

Confused Bee Lover

For a long time, I thought that the word "premie" meant a baby born without hair. (I think this was because the Premie Cabbage Patch doll my neighbor had was bald).

Sony full of bologna

i used to believe that if the baby came out feet first it was gon be ugly

Mari

I used to think that babies came through your stomachs. Like a hole would just open up in your belly and out comes the baby.

Anon

I used to believe giving birth meant a woman accidentally pooping a baby out.

number...3?

When I was little I used to think that babies came out of the bum hole.
lol what did I know

Dee

When I was little, I used to believe that, when you had a baby, it came out of your belly button.

Renae

i used to think that when u were pregnant and had a baby it came out of ur butt.

Jackie

i used to think babies came outta your butt and the baby might fall into the toilet while u were doing your buisness...

erin

I used to think that if someone was close to giving birth, it is very dangerous to go to the toilet because you never know when you will poop the baby out together with the poop into to bowl.

Banana

when i was a kid i thought babys came out of peoples bellybuttons and that men could too

anon

i used to think that when the mom was showiring the baby would just fall out of her butt

butt baby

I used to believe that women gave birth out of their bums because I used to think that the vagina was smaller

Anon