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i used to believe that when you had a child then it wold come out of your mouth

snoopy
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I used to believe that when the mom gave birth, the baby would come out of her belly button

lynn
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I use to believe babies came out of girls bottoms

Graham
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wen i was little i believed that baby's was born out the
ass hole. so i asked mom, if it has happened that someone has lost their baby's in the toilet.
mom said: maybe?

norway
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When I was little I thought that babies came out thier mom's butt. Boy was I wrong!

Anon
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I used to believe that when a baby is born it starts out in the head goes in to the stomach and would plop out of the vagina boy was I wrong.

anon
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I belived that when a baby was borned, it came out of the mother's ass

Torgeir
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i used to believe that when my mum got pregnant she would be fat after but she was joking, and i believed

mary ash
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babys came out of belly buttons

Anon
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when i was little i whent to a shopping outlet i asked my mum how are babys born & she said they come out of cannons out of ships i belived her.

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I used to beleive that I could have A baby from my poopoo hole, and one day when I was making poopoo I told my mother "mommy when I grow up I am going to have my baby very fast"

Anon
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I used to Believe that when you had a baby it came out of your butt.

Anon
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When I was 4 or 5 I loed playing mommy with my baby dolls. I couldnt wait to be a real mommy! The only proble was, I didnt knowhow to get a real baby. I asked m mom one morning. She paused and said the stork brang it. I thought for a second and said "yeah right!" so she said, okay, you have to pray for a baby. So I said, "okay! I'll go pray right now!: "No!" She said. "you have to be a certain age, you have to be a grown-up" Oh. I replied. Well where do they come out of your belly? She said my belly button. For a while I belived her. Months later, I asked her again. This time she said "a specail hole" so I thought it was my butt hole. I soon got the idea that we were born as babydolls. I felt my cabage patches hard, round head and thought about how it would hurt badly! I kept thinking... Then when I was 9, I asked my mom "if daddys have nothing to do with when babies are born, how do i look like daddy?" she gave me the talk and I wasnt interested anymore.

dessy
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wen i was young i be;ieved that when u gave birth the babis came out yor bum i only found out where they really ca me from in sex education in year 6

donna r
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