When I was in 5th grade, I told my best friend; Alicia (man, I hope she reads this), that I wanted to be the doctor that delivers babies when I grew up. She told me that I was stupid and couldn't do that because the baby would get confused when it came out about who its mom was because I’m a girl.

Princess Sara

when I was a kid I used to believe that when a baby was born it would come out in parts and you had to put it together. Like you had to collect all the pieces and put them together

Hannah

i used to believe that me and my two older brothers were all in my mom's womb at once and that her giving birth to us was like a card game.who ever lost first would be out! in other words, my oldest brother wasnt a good card player!

Anon

i used to think that babies were born with their diapers on i was mortified when my brother told me i was naked when i was born..... dont ask -_-

step away from the video game consoles

I used to think that babies came out of your belly button, that's why you became and outtie when you were pregnant beccause the baby was coming out very slowly and the woman's belly button would grow to a full 1 year old baby size, So I was in third grade right? And I was hanging out with this new girl who had moved in a cross the street (She was in sixth grade)
And I told her where i thought babies came from and she said "No, they come out from your peehole" So I was thinknig that you were supposed to go to the bathroom and pee the baby out whenever you wanted to. So for a few years after that I always checked after I went to the bathroom to see if I had accidentally dropped a baby in there ! XD

Venti V.

when my auntie was pregnant with twins i thought that because there was two of them, one was gonna come out my aunties belly button, and the ohter out her bum!!!

meeeeeeeeL!

I was three at the time my sister was born and therefore years later my mother's pregnancy became quite fuzzy to me. In the third grade my teacher started talking about how sometimes doctors have to cut open a mommy's stomach to get the baby out. This combined with distant memories of my mother being in a room with jelly on her stomach (like when you get an ultrasound), I believed that they cut my baby sister out of my mother's stomach and rubbed magic jelly on her so it would heal without stitches...

Shannon Newsome

when I was little I thought that a baby could come out of any of the following: regular way, the butt or your eye. EYE??? I must have been a troubled child!

Stephanie

My 6 year old little sister once told me that she thought babies came out of their mother's mouth. She even opened her mouth to show me. She was absolutely baffled when I told her that babies did not, in fact, come out of mouths.

Erica

My mom used to tell me that she the stork gave me to her in exchange for a pound of kroger salt.

Anon

This is actually from my 4 year old son. A friend was pregnant and he got to feel the baby move. He was very interested in the whole thing. When the baby was born I told him he could meet the baby that he got to feel moving and he asked if the mom had barfed out the baby. He was sure that she ate the baby and then barfed it out!

Matt's Mom

When I was about 6 I asked my mom if babies came out of your belly-button. She told me that they came out of a place lower than that, so for the next month or so, I spent my time trying to find a place between my belly-button and my underwear where a baby would come out!

Caroline

This ones for my little sister. util abut her late 20's she belived that labor day is when everyone went in to lobour

Anon

When I was pregant with my 3rd son (about 7 months along) I told his 3 yrd old brother we were going to see a picture of the baby (ultrasound). He very seriously looked at me and asked how many toys the baby had in there to play with.

B

I used to belive that grown ups had babies by kissing eachother and leaving saliva in the female's mouth, the lady would swallow and have the baby in her stomach. When she was 9 months pregnant and the baby was developed, she'd up-chuck and puke the baby out.
I belived it until I was in primary 3, when we had our first sex ed. class xD

The Faaaj.

Everyone tells little kids that babies come from mommy's tummies, so I thought that to get into the mommy's tummy, they had to be eaten...and then of course the mom had to vomit for the baby to come out.

Chelsea

When I was little I use to believe that a mom could decide the gender of her baby at birth. I did not know that the ambilical cord was attached to the belly button and i believed that if you wanted a boy you would leave a little bit of the cord and if you wanted a girl you would cut it all off. wow.

Anon

When i was about 4 or 5 i was curious about how babies came out. (I didnt care about How they got in there, i found the answer to that at age 7 though) anyway, i thought that if a pregnant woman sneezes really hard then her baby would just fly out!

Anon

When i was 7 i asked my mum where babies come from.
She replied, "From your tummy"
Not knowing what a bellybutton was for, i assumed that they came out through there.
It puzzled me how a small person could be squeezed out through such a tiny hole!

Bridless

I used to believe that before my siblings and I were born, we all lived one on top of another in my mom's belly, and instead of coming out as babies, we came out as old as we were at the time that I thought this. So, my sister would’ve come out a 15-year old, my brothers 14 and 5, and me 4. I wondered, too, how we all fit in there, because we were much bigger than my mom’s tummy!

EJ