my 11 year old brother believes a vagina is called a "china" and when I said that I wanted to go to china one day he started freaking out and told my mom i liked girls. we still haven't corrected him because it's SO funny.

anon

When i was learnin about sex for the first time, and i learned about a condom, i thought that condoms where made of the same material as diapers, and that they were at least 1 inch thick, because i had heard so many ppl talk about them breaking....

arik

When I read about monks being castrated I asked my mom about it right away and she told me it was when they took away the part of a man that made him give babies. I asumed it meant they cut off the penis!!!! She also told me about being sterilized, and that dad got it done a few years back. I asked dad if they were gonna take mine away too :\

Anon

I always thought only boys could orgasm.

kg

I used to believe that I could get pregnant by sitting touching a male or sitting somewhere a male sat. I believed that until I was thirteen.

Anon

I used to believe that the only way parents could have babies was if they got married. It had something to do with putting on the ring.

But even funnier than that is that my sister thought babies were present at the wedding.

Lincoln

I used to think that oral was something to do with eyes so i thought oral sex was watching someone do something to themselves and i got very confuzzled =)

Anon

I was 5 when my mom was pregnant with my sister. She used to tell me that the stork brought the babies to the hospital and that the hospital roof would open up and that was how the stork delivered the babies. She told me that her belly was full of gas and that when she went to the hospital the doctor would fix it and give her a baby.

Colleen

When I was younger, I believed that sex was when a guy peed into a girl's private parts. The more they peed, the better it was.

Anon

when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby

kl