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I used to think that oral was something to do with eyes so i thought oral sex was watching someone do something to themselves and i got very confuzzled =)
when i was little, i used to believe oral sex was when you said nasty things to someone because oral had to do with the mouth.
until i was about 11 i always that that oral sex was talkting to eachother about what you were doing imagionaraly over the phone. Imagion my suprise when i found out the truth.
I used to believe that oral sex was when a a woman put her mouth into a circle and a man stuck his tounge in it and slid it in and out. I also thought when he had an erection was when he spat saliva in her mouth. An a blowjob was when the woman blew air into the guys mouth. Haha. Was I shocked when I found out differently!
Up until i was about 15 i thought that if you gave a guy oral and swalowed that you would get pregnate. I was scared to death to swalow so i would just spit back up into the toilet. I learned differently after an older guy i had been with told me other wise.
I used to think that oral sex meant snogging, touching tongues to tongues! Goodness knows what all my friends thought of me when I told them about all the oral sex I had been having at the grand old age of 12
Me and my best friend used to believe that you could get pregnant from oral sex until we were 12
I used to think oral sex was when your mouth had sex with somebody else's... And then when I googled it, my mind was totally changed.
When I was around 9 or 10 my close friend exclaimed "EW!" when I pulled out a magazine that said, 'Swimsuit Issue BLOWOUT!' her older brother had convinced her that a blow-job could be called a blow-out. So for around a year everytime I passed the ski shop 'SALE BLOWOUT!' I cringed and giggled.
when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers
when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.
I used to think that oral sex was when you had sex with a dentist!
HAHAHA!
When I wasabout 14, my best friend and i were gossiping about one of our childhood friends, and she reported that he had eaten out his girlfriend. This was around the same time that I'd first heard the phrase, carpet muncher. For the longest time, I thought that he had just eaten away all her pubic hair, and I could NOT imagine how that was appealing to anyone.
Just a few days ago, my friends and I were for some reason getting into the topic of blowjobs and rimjobs. My friend Andrea and I both laughed when we learned Clarisse didn't know either, but when Clarisse asked what a blowjob was, Andrea said 'it's when you blow a penis dry!'
Needless to say, I had the embarassing job of explaining both to them.
They're both 14.
When I was a kid, I had just watched The Animal starring Rob Schneider. One day I went to a public bathroom with my dad. I saw the paper towels and copied a line from the movie, not knowing what it really meant:
"I wish they had one of those blowjobby things...I mean handjobby things...I mean hand dryers!"
My dad told me not to say that and I didn't find out why until a few years later...
When I was little, we didn't have a ton of extra money, so we often took week-long camping trips for vacation. On one such trip when I was 7 or 8, I remember walking up to the campground shower facility with a few of my cousins and my older brother. On the wall by the paper towel dispenser was written "For a blow job, call such and such number..." I loudly, repeatedly asked what a blow job was, and my older cousin, trying to shut me up, explained that it was when you accidentally licked the blow dryer while drying your hair. Sitting by the camp fire that night, I matter-of-factly asked the family if anyone had ever gotten a blow job. To this day, I've never more gasps at one time than I heard right then.
i used to think that oral sex was just a fancy term for kissing
I was in junior high shop class talking to this guy I had a crush on and his friend when they both started talking about having gone muff diving well thinking that it was something like going snorkeling I didnt want to seem uncool so I said Ive gone too plenty of times it was tell years later when I knew what it meant that I figured out why they liked me after that day I still feel embarassed about that
Well, after learning about "oral sex" i thought that everything that has the word oral inside of it ment that kind of sex. One day my french teacher said "Today class, we're gonna take an oraltest" I was sooooo disqested, I wanted to complain to the princaple that the teacher was making us have oral sex with each other. I was expecially disqested when i was paired up with the most UGLIEST guy in the world. I learned eventually. ( i was in 6th grade)
this from when i was in middle school.
not a child.
Well.
everyone at my school would mock this
one girl because she was a real whore.
she would do anyone.
so they all would say
"Gina works at B.J.'s"
And since that is a supermarket
around where i live. i was like
wait... shes only 14, she cant
work there!
little did i know.
they werent referring to the market.
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