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When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.

Anon
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I used to think that a blow job was a woman blowing in a man's ear.

Katy
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My first boyfriend thought that when you eat out a girl, that there was actually something in there that you eat and it grows back so you can eat it again.

Anon
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i used to think a "blowjob" was something only prostitutes or pornstars do,so when at age 16 my then girlfriend asked would i like one i said i didnt know you were a pornstar!!!

Anon
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up until the age of 15 i thought a "blowjob" was drying your hair with a hairdryer and that people would go to the hairdressers for a cut and blowjob!!!

Anon
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I used to believe that oral sex was when you talked about sex with someone

Kristina
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i used to think oral sex was when your both naked and you look at each other and lick your lips and stuff :L
lol.
i was young :L

Anon
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i used to believe that oral sex and kissing with tounges were the same thing. i know now that it's not!!!

annie
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Up until I was 13, I believed a Blow Job was when a boy blew all over a girl's naked body. I felt like an idiot when I realized that was not the case. (:

Courtney
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My senior year of high school, myself and a group of friends (all female) were joking around about sexual nonsense and oral sex, when one of the girls stops the conversation and says, "wait, can't you get pregnant if you swallow?" She was 18.

whoa
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I was around 5 or 6 when the President Clinton/Monica Lewinski scandal was occurring. I knew that oral meant involving the mouth
so for a while I thought that oral sex was talking about sex, so I didnt understand what the big deal was

Rachel
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when i was young i used to think that the term 'blow-job' meant blowing air into ur partner's butt or vagina !!

Anon
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I used to believe the word "blowjob" encompassed both male and female oral sex. I couldn't see why not, it's a stupid word anyway. And it never particularly occured to me to ask about it.

However, once in school some madness took over me. After watching "American Pie" and a certain scene in that movie... I sat in front of two girls throughout one of my classes and decided on that day, out of some spurt of insanity, to offer one of them a blowjob.

Neither of them were particularly impressed.

Matthew McMahon
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Up until the later years of high school I thought that "oral sex" was making-out and that you couldn't get STDs from it unless someone had a cut in their mouth.

(though, in my own defense, this IS what my junior high health teacher implied)

Anon
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i used to believe that a blow job was some sort of hair dryer!

Anon
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About a month or two ago, I was talking to my friend, David on the internet. He was also talking to our friend, Cassidy.
David and I were talking about phonesex and he told Cassidy about our conversation assuming she knew what it meant, and she asked him what phonesex was so we were trying to make somthing up and i randomly said "tell her it means when cows have sex!" I was kidding but he really told her and she called me and said "are you serious?!" Later she googled it and got sooo mad at us.. Plus she was grossed out by everything that came up adn she kept going "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?! WHY?!"

(David is 13, Cassidy is 11 and I'm 12, BTW)

Confused, much??
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I used to believe that oral sex was getting naked and talking dirty/about sex under the covers

Bella
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I had a friend who gave her first blowjob our sophomore year of college and she got some semen on her pants. She thought she somehow could be pregnant from it simply coming in contact with her clothing.

Anon
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I used to think that you were supposed to "blow" during a blow job. Now that I think about it, I still don't understand why you suck when you're doing a blow job.

Anika
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when i was 10 and i was learnin sex-ed i asked my teacher what oral sex was and she just froze and started talking about somthing else

Anon
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