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Oral sex is talking about sex

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I overheard some people talking about "giving head" during sex. I always thought this ment sticking your whole head (as in skull) up the women's genitalia. My girlfriend was quite surprised when I tried to do this to her especially as I have a larger then average head.

dyfan.e

i used to believe that a blowjob was where you work at a barber

but my mom explained it to me

i didn't understand it all so i carried on thinking that it's when you get
a hairdryer and dry a man's hair around his penis!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

confused little man..........

I thought the wind blowing through your hair when you stick your head out the window of a fast moving car, was a 'blow job'.

Teri

my friend used to believe giving a girl head was placing his whole head inside the female gentitalia. This was two years ago he is now 18.

Anon

when i asked my mom what a blow job was she wouldnt tell me but my sister told me it was you go to work and you suck and blow, that was your job.

kelly

when i was little i thought oral sex could get you pregnant

Anon

I used to believe that if you had oral sex the sperm would stay in your throat and I dont know how I got the impression but I thought that a baby would start growing in your throat and then you would barf it out needless to say i was pretty embarassed when I said this to my boyfriend ,"I want a baby , it must be easier to barf it than squeeze it through your vagina." I didnt know why he looked dumbstruck untill he sorted my facts out. He never lets me live it down.

Ali

When I was a teenager my friend Pam was a smoker and she wanted to learn how to blow smoke rings, a friend of ours told her she wouldn't be able to blow smoke rings until she could give blow jobs, she called me months later very excited and said that she can blow smoke rings 0-O

ChrispyHexagon

When i was little i thought that "giving head" meant when someone stuck their head inside someone else's you know.....

weirdness

I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.

I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'

PinkPanther

i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns

blown away

when i was about 10 i had this friend, her name was Briajani but ppl called her BJ. everyone new by that time what a Blow Job was and ppl wood make fun of her. many ppl including me thought that my friend, BJ, was the only one that cood give blow jobs. we thot that Blow Job was named after her.

Anon

I used to believe that a blow job was just that. The girl sat and blew on the guy's dick. I kept wondering why that was so exciting. DUH?

I used to believe that women were impregnated by performing oral sex.

frank rizzo

Up until I was about 17ish, I thought that "giving head" just meant that a girl was having sex. On that note, I didn't find out what a blow job was until I was 14. Geez, I was a late bloomer.

TxTetley

I used to think that a head job was when you sucked on a guys head

Caitlin

I used to think blowjobs were when you breathed/blowed on a guy's penis

Erinbear

when I was around 10-12 that oral sex was just french kissing intil it came up on the way home from a dave mattews concert.

Ferris connon

I used to believe a Blow Job was drying your pubic hair when I was 10. Boy was I wrong.

Chelle

When I was younger, through middle school, I thought that oral sex was french kissing. So one day we're in english class, and we're talking about how advertising uses sex to sell products, and my teacher asks for examples. One kid talks about scantily clad women. Another about guys on horses. I raise my hand, and say, "Yeah, some ads like tobacco and jewelry show people having oral sex."
The teacher looked terrified and the class went wild, needless to say. It took a few years to live that one day . . .

right said fred

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