In 4th grade we were discussing what type of jobs we wanted to pursue. Using a term I somehow learned from my brother, but having no clue what it meant, I remarked to my friend that I wanted a blowjob. The teacher overheard and wasn't so happy. I got a nice lecture in the hall.

Jeff

When I was a wee one in grade school, I thought a blow job was when someone would blow into another person's ear. So did all of my friends. So one night when my parents were going to take us to the movies and let us sit with our friends so we could be "cool" and not have parents with us while they went to a grownup movie, my mom told us "Now, I don't want you to sit in the back!" I said "Yah! Cause that's where everybody is giving eachother blowjobs!"

The look on her face was truly memorable. She asked us what we thought a blow job was. When we told her, she said that wasn't it. When we asked her what it WAS then, she said we'd have to ask our dad.

The look on HIS face when we swarmed him as he got home from work yelling "Dad! Dad! What's a blowjob? Mom said you'd tell us!" was even better.

But bless the man, he managed to explain it to us without blushing too much, including the follow up questions. We all agreed that it was pretty dang gross!

Scrubbalicious!

I use to think that blow jobs is when the men blows into the woman's vagina. I was really curious then, so I did an experiment on how a "blow job" feels... I sorta use empty bottles to pump the air in the spot... It sounded like farts... I told my best friend about this , and I planned to run away the next day... It was REALLY embarassing

embarassed...

I once believed that a blow job was when you sprayed paint onto a car to cover up scratches.

Roman

I used to believe that a "blow job" meant that the man lay down on a table naked, and the woman literally "blew" on his penis until who knows what happened.

I also believed that "getting laid" had something to do with a very clean table with a white sheet over it. The man and woman would both take off their clothes and lie down side by side on this flat, clean table. I dared not think past that point.

I was not a little child when I believed these things. I was about 12 and learned these terms from the wild Irish girl who used to sit next to me in French class.

Ms. Yoni

When I was about 12, around the camp fire at Scout Camp, the conversation moved onto Sex. I decided to keep very quiet in case I said something deadly embarrasing, but one of the more cocky scouts in my troop suddenly declared that he had had oral sex. No-one believed him.

When one of the leaders asked him what oral sex was he eventually replied that "it was when you had sex without an erection"!

He was never allowed to forget that one.

Did

When I was in 6th grade, i leaned over and whispered something in my buddy's ear. Well, the other kid, sitting across from us at the table said, "oh my gosh! you just gave him a blow job!" it took a while of explaining to convince him otherwise...

Josh

When I was around 5 I heard the term "blow job". I quickly asked my father what that was. He responded "It's when a woman blow dries her hair"

A year or so later, we're getting ready to leave for mass. Dad asks me what was keeping mom. My response was "she's in the bathroom giving a blow job". He then asked me where I learned that phrase from lol

Ron

Shortly before junior high, I had gathered that a "blow job" involved penis-sucking, but I also believed that it was actually a JOB, and that people did this for a living (turns out I was right, but not in the way I thought!). I even went so far as to tell other students that one of our teahcers "had a blow job at night"...man did I get some weird looks...

Phil