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i knew about sex and how things like that worked but i never knew what oral sex was.
i used to think that a blow job was where a woman blows down a mans penis to inflate it (like one of them long balloons you use for balloon modeling) and make it hard so they could have sex properly.
and to give a woman oral sex it was like a blow job but blowing in a womans "baby hole" so when the baby was made, it had plenty of room
Sam
I used to think that a blow job was drying your hair, like blowing your hair dry.
When I was a kid, I overheard a bunch of 13-year-olds discussing blow jobs. I asked my mom what it meant, and she told me it was a special kind of kiss. I then promptly announced at a family party that I had learned what blows jobs were. My mom then felt the need to tell me the truth.
My brother and I had gone to visit my cousin one day when I was little. Well my cousin and brother had gotten to talking about sex. Being so little, I don't think they cared much that I was there, seeing as they knew I would have no idea what they were talking about anyway.
Well, imagine my surprise when my cousin tells my brother that he's "licked a pussy".
Why on EARTH someone would want to lick their cat was beyond me, but he seemed awfully proud of himself. Being competitive and not wanting to be upstaged by my cousin, my first response was "Oh yeah? Well I've licked mine, too!"
When I was litte I used to go around saying the joke 'save a cow, eat a beaver' to everyone since people seemed to think it was so funny. I thought it was just supposed to be funny because eating a beaver would be gross. I stopped saying it when people got uncomfortable and all conversations came to a halt.
Katie
When I first heard the term "blow job," I knew it had to do with sex, and I thought Squidward (from spongebob) would stick his nose up.....girls....and literally blow out.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA
Rupert
from my late teen's to my early twenties i was afriad to go down on a girl because i thought it would rot your teeth
When I had first heard of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky affair, it was the first time I had ever heard of "oral" sex. I pretty much thought it was someone humping your mouth. Hahahaha.
stephhhhhhhhhhh
I used to believe that oral sex meant that you talked to somebody while you were both masturbating. I had taken an oral exam shortly before hearing the term, and the teacher said "oral" meant "out loud," During the Clinton scandal, the term "oral sex" was all over my school, but nobody actually said what it meant, just that it wasn't "real" sex and it didn't count as cheating. My definition seemed to fit those criteria, so I convinced myself of it for about a year.
bear claw bill
I used to believe that when a woman got head, a man would literally rub his head over her pubic area. I thought only bald men could do it
Calzones
i seriously thought that oral sex was making out. who knew
shannan
Oral sex means kissing.
Mimzy
When I first heard about blow jobs as a kid I thought they were performed as the name describes. Luckily it was explained to me before I became an adult.
ooops
I thought a blow job was just that... blowing - like blowing up a baloon!
when i was in 1st grade and riding the bus, i heard the older kids talking about blow jobs and thought that it ment getting youre hair blow dried.so the next day i walked up to a kid who everyone thought was girly and said "i bet youve gotten a blow job"
mike
i used to believe that oral sex was the sound you made when you were having sex. i had no idea that i was so wrong!!!
I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.
WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.
NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?
I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.
He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.
Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!
Yollie
When I was in 8th grade I heard someone talking about a BJ. (Before that I was home schooled for 3 yrs and didn't have anyone to mention it.) So when I heard this I rememberd watching a movie where a guy was holding a girl under water (in a hot tub against her will) yelling "Blow! Blow!" So I thought that a man and woman would get into a pool or something, and the girl would blow bublles on his "woo woo". Then at summer camp I saw one of my friends breathing really heavy, and I though I was all cool and said,"Hey Heather, you practicing for a blow job?" She looked at me like I was an idiot, and educated me on the subject.
Stephanie
When i was about 9-10 .I thought that you could get pregnant from oralsex. And if you swallowd you would deffintly get a girl. My friends still makes fun of me for that.
Norwegian Girl
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