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I used to think (until I was about 18...) that giving head meant intercourse, because of the "head" of the penis.

Anon
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I used to believe that a blowjob was when someone would blow on a guys penis until it blew away

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I was little so when i heard about "oral sex" i thought "oral" was also like the bad part about the word. so When my teacher anounced that the class was to do "Oral reports" you could guess my surprise...

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Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.

I know now....
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Anyone who has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show will like this. When I was about 5 years old I walked into the room when my mom was watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My parents had let me watch bits and pieces of the movie since I was 4 because I was too young to understand it and they only let me watch the parts with the music and I would dance around the room to it. Anyway, it was during the song Planet Shmanit Janet and when Frankie says to Janet "Your apple pie don't taste too nice!" I blurted out with a big grin on my face to my mom "Mommy! Your apple pie tastes great!!" She burst out laughing, turned off the movie and told me she would let me watch the whole movie when I was older. I just kinda put it out of my head for years. I'm 19 now and it has been my favorite movie for about 7 years now, but I must say that when she let me watch it when I was 13 I realized why she cracked up at what I said years earler and I think about it everytime that part comes up in the movie.

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Until I was 13 I had no idea that a girl could be given oral sex Like the idea had completly never crossed my mind, my best friend, who is 11 years old mind you, explained it to me

I'm still 13

WoW.
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I used to think that oral was something to do with eyes so i thought oral sex was watching someone do something to themselves and i got very confuzzled =)

Anon
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when i was little, i used to believe oral sex was when you said nasty things to someone because oral had to do with the mouth.

Anon
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until i was about 11 i always that that oral sex was talkting to eachother about what you were doing imagionaraly over the phone. Imagion my suprise when i found out the truth.

Chloe
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I used to believe that oral sex was when a a woman put her mouth into a circle and a man stuck his tounge in it and slid it in and out. I also thought when he had an erection was when he spat saliva in her mouth. An a blowjob was when the woman blew air into the guys mouth. Haha. Was I shocked when I found out differently!

Confused Kid
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Up until i was about 15 i thought that if you gave a guy oral and swalowed that you would get pregnate. I was scared to death to swalow so i would just spit back up into the toilet. I learned differently after an older guy i had been with told me other wise.

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I used to think that oral sex meant snogging, touching tongues to tongues! Goodness knows what all my friends thought of me when I told them about all the oral sex I had been having at the grand old age of 12

Clara
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Me and my best friend used to believe that you could get pregnant from oral sex until we were 12

Anon
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I used to think oral sex was when your mouth had sex with somebody else's... And then when I googled it, my mind was totally changed.

Kat
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When I was around 9 or 10 my close friend exclaimed "EW!" when I pulled out a magazine that said, 'Swimsuit Issue BLOWOUT!' her older brother had convinced her that a blow-job could be called a blow-out. So for around a year everytime I passed the ski shop 'SALE BLOWOUT!' I cringed and giggled.

Limy
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when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers

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when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.

myuka
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I used to think that oral sex was when you had sex with a dentist!
HAHAHA!

Kylee
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When I wasabout 14, my best friend and i were gossiping about one of our childhood friends, and she reported that he had eaten out his girlfriend. This was around the same time that I'd first heard the phrase, carpet muncher. For the longest time, I thought that he had just eaten away all her pubic hair, and I could NOT imagine how that was appealing to anyone.

Anon
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Just a few days ago, my friends and I were for some reason getting into the topic of blowjobs and rimjobs. My friend Andrea and I both laughed when we learned Clarisse didn't know either, but when Clarisse asked what a blowjob was, Andrea said 'it's when you blow a penis dry!'

Needless to say, I had the embarassing job of explaining both to them.

They're both 14.

Anon
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