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I thought a blow job was just that... blowing - like blowing up a baloon!
when i was in 1st grade and riding the bus, i heard the older kids talking about blow jobs and thought that it ment getting youre hair blow dried.so the next day i walked up to a kid who everyone thought was girly and said "i bet youve gotten a blow job"
mike
i used to believe that oral sex was the sound you made when you were having sex. i had no idea that i was so wrong!!!
I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.
WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.
NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?
I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.
He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.
Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!
Yollie
When I was in 8th grade I heard someone talking about a BJ. (Before that I was home schooled for 3 yrs and didn't have anyone to mention it.) So when I heard this I rememberd watching a movie where a guy was holding a girl under water (in a hot tub against her will) yelling "Blow! Blow!" So I thought that a man and woman would get into a pool or something, and the girl would blow bublles on his "woo woo". Then at summer camp I saw one of my friends breathing really heavy, and I though I was all cool and said,"Hey Heather, you practicing for a blow job?" She looked at me like I was an idiot, and educated me on the subject.
Stephanie
When i was about 9-10 .I thought that you could get pregnant from oralsex. And if you swallowd you would deffintly get a girl. My friends still makes fun of me for that.
Norwegian Girl
I used to belive oral sex meant having sex by yourself then i figured out that it's impossible to have sex by yourself
Mack
When I used to hear the phrase "eating out"--used to refer to oral sex--I thought you could only do it once, because afterward your genitals would be eaten and gone.
My little sis (9), a few weeks ago, was watching about a salon. suddenly, after watching getting his hair blown dry, she spurted out: "He's getting a blowjob!" and turned to my dad as if he were to say good girl. lol
t3h ult1mo 1337
Right up until I was 14 or 15 I thought a blow job consisted of blowing air onto the penis. I was set straight by the popular girls at school...... in front of everyone.
Leah
Once, at fifth grade party the other guys were talking about masturating and blow jobs. Not wanting to be left out of the conversation I told them that I too had gotten a blow job before. At this time I thought blow job meant erection. They proceeded to ask me who gave me one and laughed when I told them.
I used to think that 'Fellatio' was one of the characters in one of Shakespeare's plays. I think it was Romeo and Juliet. I was so confused why he would put such a dirty name in one of his plays.
Vinny
When I was little I read a jokebook talking about a blowjob.
I didn't ask what a blowjob was until a year after that.
I thought it was when the woman blew on a guy's penus.
Flicki
I used to believe that a blow "job" meant to blow dry someone's potty..as job is also called BIG JOB..which means shitt.
Anon
i used to think that oral sex was phone sex
sky
When my girlfriend and I were in 6th grade, we were on the bus and another girl was being teased for having chapped lips. The boys were saying that she had been giving too many bj's. I asked what a bj was and my girlfriend said she thought it was when you kissed somebody's behind.
I could not figure out why anyone would want to do that.
sadi
When I was in junior high "blowjob" sounded like "brake job" to me so I assumed the term referred to some form of car repair.
when i was young, i thought to myself that oral sex meant sex education. makes perfect sense to a 4th grader. so at the beginning of 7th grade i asked my friend when he was going to have oral sex this year. believe me, i have never seen anybody laugh as hard as he did then.
k
My grandma used to beleive oral sex was when you talked about it!!!
Michelle M UK
I used to believe that when someone "ate out" a girl they would actually eat food out of the girls private part.
Christina
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